Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago#82,047
I swear, people have a way of inventing new ways to make people disappointed and angry. So you come upon an inviting basket of red ripe apples and you imagine how nice it would be to bite into one. You pick one up and as you carry it to your mouth, you notice that the weight is all wrong. So you shout, motherfucker why'd you put these fuckin fake apples here you fuck
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,505
Why don't they make decorative wax vegetables?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,533
When I used to work in the pub at harvest festival time, we would display some apples in a manger, and spray the apples with hairspray so they wouldn't go rotten during the three weeks we would display it and people would always still eat them.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,568