This Year, As I Hang My Christmas Wreath,
I ask Santa For A Bitch, Who has All of Her Teeth!
I want Basic Consumer Electronics And Shit!
Santa Saw Me Smoking Crack, But I Promise to Quit!
Maybe the Man-In-Red, Can Help Fix My Bed!
'Cause I'm Sleeping on an Angle, and Banging My Head!
Bring Me a NEW PHONE, So I Can Take Lame 'Selfies'!
And I SUCK at Cleaning, So Hire Me An Elfie!