Topic: Am I a gigantic faggot for using a rolling machine to roll my joints?
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM started this discussion 15 years ago #8,198
After nearly 15 years of smoking weed, I still cannot roll a proper joint without the aide of a rolling machine. I usually just do bong hits, but I roll one each night for my treacherous ride to and fro work. Despite years of playing guitar and complicated masturbation tactics, I do not posses the dexterity to properly make a marijuana-cigarette. What do you think, MC?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yep, Fats, you are a colossal faggot | 1 | 9% | |
| Nah, brah, your | 2 | 18% | |
| sim wants to fuck his mother. Hard. Right in her cunt. | 8 | 73% |
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #143,307
Fuck. Can't edit a poll. Second choice was I'm cool. Once again, fuck.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,313
Buy a pouch of rolling tobacco and practice using that. You'll get good at rolling very quickly if you have to roll everytime you smoke a cig.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,314
You're cool.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,317
Fucking faggot @OP
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,318
@143,313 (B)
Tried that once. I can roll if I absolutely have to, but it looks like a snake that recently ate a basketball.
Tried that once. I can roll if I absolutely have to, but it looks like a snake that recently ate a basketball.
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,320
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,323
@previous (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)
Just had some more mahi mahi. About to go to a bar on duval street. You are still a faggot.
Just had some more mahi mahi. About to go to a bar on duval street. You are still a faggot.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,328
You're fine. You really should work on it though, most beginners focus to much on the ends of the joint, focus on the middle and the ends will take care of themselves.
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,330
@143,323 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)Says the jew in Key West.
Edit:
Who doesn't ride horses.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,331
@143,328 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
> You're fine. You really should work on it though, most beginners focus to much on the ends of the joint, focus on the middle and the ends will take care of themselves.
Focusing on the middle is what leads to my pregnant snake of a joint I'm already an expert at rolling.
> You're fine. You really should work on it though, most beginners focus to much on the ends of the joint, focus on the middle and the ends will take care of themselves.
Focusing on the middle is what leads to my pregnant snake of a joint I'm already an expert at rolling.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,332
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,333
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,368
I lawled