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I used to think Jessica was the funniest and Pam the second funniest, but after seeing Nan Flannigan when not doing a speech, she is the funniest.
She says something about how she's all full and adds, "true blood of course". I laughed 'cause vampires all hate the stuff, it's terrible and doesn't give poper nutrition. Unsurprising when I see there's a scene of her drinking someone's blood. And considering the vampires, unsuprising that it's a naked woman's thigh she's drinking blood from.
Season 2 was always the best though. The maenad stuff. Season 3 has kinda been lame.
I do respect Russell Edgington because he goes out as a rebel.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,273
I've watched all of the episodes up until this new season. How is the premiere?
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,274
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Actually pretty good so far. A little more character-focused than last season, with an unexpected twist. I was disappointed with the last two seasons, but the reviews are pretty positive for this one.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,277
@143,269 (B) > Season 2 was always the best though.
That's the one where Ensign Ro goes back to Earth as a Maenad, right?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,280
The maenad in true blood is so awesome. No other supernatural fiction has it. She makes everyone go all crazy. The town turns into nuts. It's so badass.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,285
@previous (B)
Yes, the same actress, Michelle Forbes, plays both Ensign Ro and Maryann. It makes season two hard to watch if you can't shake her Star Trek role out of your head.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,290
@143,280 (B)
I loved that story line! It's a character that meditates so long on a certain god that that they themselves become immortal. They work to bring back their god, because that's the only time they can finally die. It's so interesting.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#143,291
I second that. Original faerie myths were basically that faeries were evil spirits and demons. In the Victorian era, they changed them into little hippy people.
True Blood would be better if the faeries were represented as evil like in the old ways. The old ways were best.
Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#143,950
> Sookie is transported to the fairy world, where she is reunited with her long-dead grandfather, Earl. She quickly learns that the fairies have lied to her and that she, and possibly other humans, are in danger. Though she is attacked and almost stopped, Sookie manages to escape back to Bon Temps and discovers that she has been missing for an entire year
I must like scifi too much because I really want them to have in there, "The faery realm is actually a galaxy on the otherside of the universe. Due to redshifting and the expansion of the universe, that galaxy is moving much closer to the speed of light and that is why time stops."
Of course when I watched the 21st century's revision of The Day The Earth Stood Still I kept thinking, "This would be a great time for The Tardis to show up and Doctor Who to save the day."
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#144,094
Why the fuck am I watching this show? I'm not offering a critique or anything, but it's definitely not my kind of show. I started watching season one with this chick --but that's not the point. That's ancient history. My point is that I'm still watching it and I don't know why.
<--- I like this one chick, she's smoking hot.
And... I mean, c'mon, fairy's that shoot lasers. For real? I thought it was pretty cheap when they just made all the werewolves turn into dogs. (they already have shapeshifters...) But laser fairys?
I'm probably going to watch this whole stupid fucking series. And I bet at the end it'll be like god damned LOST, and I'll facepalm myself for having watched it every week.
At least it's not... what the fuck was that stupid shit surfer one called... John from Cincinnati. I kept saying, "no, no, it's not retarded --okay, yes, it's retarded, but it's building up to something. Give it a few episodes." And, no, that shit was just fucking retarded, but I watched that whole fucking season and I facepalmed myself for having watched it every week.
Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#144,095
People notice her because she's a hot redhead, but she's also one of the funniest characters on the show. As a vampire it's supposed to make you a soulless monster of pure evil, but nope, Jessica isn't even a psychopath. She's a nice girl.
Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#146,158
She glamoured a guy (hypnotized vampire-style to you non-fans) to make him all scared about some girly friend she had once that farted in church or was making out in church. After the guy was like "I'm panicking stop!" then vampire Bill finds her and is "What did you do to this man?!?!"
ltamake !3vZ7A06glM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#146,564
Oh no, is this one of those bloody vampires-in-romance shows?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#146,566
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#162,258
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Whoops, that was meant to say excessive sex. That happens sometimes when I keep revising my comment before I post it.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#162,322
@previous (J)
That description is fairly accurate. But Sookie makes a shitty Mary Sue.
Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#164,214