Topic: I See the USAmerican - A Poem
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,917
When brown people are bombed into oblivion or no reason -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see a morbidly obese idiot waddling around and riding an electric scooter -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see McWalter drive an SUV 32 feet to McDonald's three times a day -- I see the USAmerican.
When people cannot find their own country on a map -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation is at war with Iraq, and 99% of its people have never heard of Iraq -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see people who believe the Revolutionary War was against France -- I see the USAmerican.
When people think that "America is the greatest country in the history of the planet," even though they are utterly clueless about world history -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see drunken redneck hicks shouting "USA! USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!" without reason -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation enters every war at literally the very last second, then claims sole victory -- I see the USAmerican.
When people are generally stupid, fat, and uneducated -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see a morbidly obese idiot waddling around and riding an electric scooter -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see McWalter drive an SUV 32 feet to McDonald's three times a day -- I see the USAmerican.
When people cannot find their own country on a map -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation is at war with Iraq, and 99% of its people have never heard of Iraq -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see people who believe the Revolutionary War was against France -- I see the USAmerican.
When people think that "America is the greatest country in the history of the planet," even though they are utterly clueless about world history -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see drunken redneck hicks shouting "USA! USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!" without reason -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation enters every war at literally the very last second, then claims sole victory -- I see the USAmerican.
When people are generally stupid, fat, and uneducated -- I see the USAmerican.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #948,454
Move to Canada. Or UK but watch out for Brexit.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,460
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #948,464
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #948,465
> while you spend your time talking shit online.
> Mostly about how Americans are asinine.
> Mostly about how Americans are asinine.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #948,505
I found this page titled America, a corrupt, depraved, shameless country
http://www.solitaryroad.com/a1081.html
http://www.solitaryroad.com/a1081.html