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Topic: SHOCKING NEWS: Recently discovered evidence suggests jesus was a bumboy!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,188

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/26/jesus-was-a-homosexual

A primitive version of the bible only recently having been translated seems to suggest that Jesus was in fact gay, and this may be the cause of his crucifixion. The evidence also suggests that Christianity also had roots before Jesus and that it appears that the modern day bible is infact a cover up. Some scholars are suggesting that it was the current day Christians that crucified Jesus and rewrote the bible to hide the fact that he was a homosexual.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #143,125

10/10, would see at the real URL and not click again.

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,127

haha

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,144

WOW, FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,150

@143,125 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no really http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/apr/04/jesus-gay-man-codices

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,164

> bumboy
Stopped reading there.

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #143,178

@143,150 (A)
lol that article was weird. Didn't cite anything. Sensationalist hypotheses.

I thought the "Epistle to the Athenians" was a 2nd or 3rd century gnostic letter??

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,294

@143,150 (A)
That's hot

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,296

That's still not shit compared to original Christianity: Gnosticism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism

Short version: God of the old testament is evil and a false god.
Yes, that's the original Christian belief and much more heresy than Jesus being gay.

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,299

@previous (G)
> God of the old testament is evil and a false god.
> Marrying your rapist
sounds about right

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,300

@previous (hamfist !!mtq555+/1)

This will probably go over the heads of people here.

Buddhism has two levels of spirits that are worshipped as gods, though buddhism itself is opposed to worship of gods.

The higher spirits, devas, are known as the "proud gods". These are the gods of religions where they're laid back and you worship if you want.

The lower spirits, asuras, are known as the "jealous gods". These are the gods that are always about fighting for power. Their religions are where they convert all the follows they can. Kill those who don't convert. And all the other gods are false and if you don't worship such and such god you will suffer in the afterlife. Oh and in the bible, Yahweh even says, "I am a jealous god."

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,301

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interdasting

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 years later, 12 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,142

🤔

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 hours later, 12 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,230

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
What ever happened to Killer Lettuce?
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