Topic: Guess what I did tonight!!?

Bill French started this discussion 7 years ago #81,874

I was driving around and saw some gal sitting on a park bench. I stopped my car and went over to her. She was half drunk and drooling at the mouth. I asked her what her name was and she didn't answer, so I bent her over the bench and packed her shit. Got back in my car and came home quickly so I could tell you all here about it.

Now I am going to go take a shower and wash the dried crust off my pud. Then watch some TV. A rerun of McHale's sounds good. Probably order me a dozen mild wings and garlic knots from Dominos for my late night dinner.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #948,146

that's Against the Law

Bill French (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,147

Fuck the police

Boxcar Willie !sngWQK2uD6 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,148

Hahaha

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,149

Gross creep. I hope she gets you arrested.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,151

You are disgusting

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #948,152

@948,146 (B)
It isn't illegal, because it didn't happen.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #948,159

lol but OP is a virgin

Bill French (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #948,169

@948,152 (F)

> It isn't illegal, because it didn't happen.

Of course it happened. Everything in here that happens is true and everyone is Matt!

Boxcar Willie !sngWQK2uD6 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #948,172

@previous (Bill French)
lol

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