Topic: Wonder if doctors could do an operation?
pooty the clown started this discussion 7 years ago #81,836
To where they could re-route my bowels to where I could shit from my dick? I am tired of writing my name in yellow in the snow. I would like to see it in shades of brown. I would also like to be able to take a shit standing up at the toilet. I think it would be very rad to be able to hold my dick and shoot a stream of shit out of it. Can you imagine what other chaps would think in a public restroom and you are all standing at the urinals and they look over and you are shoot a hearty stream of stinky shit out while they all stand there and can only squirt out yellow piss. Someone get mouthy and says something loke "Your piss looks and smells like shit!" You could just turn it on them and hose them down with a stream of shit. I bet they would totally freak out. Wouold be something they would remember for a lifetime.
I think if there is an operation that I would have it done for sure.
I think if there is an operation that I would have it done for sure.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #947,873
@OP
Maybe you need to be a trans-bird and have a cloaca installed. We could line your cage with Falun Gong propaganda.
Maybe you need to be a trans-bird and have a cloaca installed. We could line your cage with Falun Gong propaganda.
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Boxcar Willie !sngWQK2uD6 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,877
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,880
haha nice
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,890
Bill French joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,903
@947,873 (B)
I am Indy the Great. I can piss shit from my french dick eye (pronounced as one shit-stream)
I am Indy the Great. I can piss shit from my french dick eye (pronounced as one shit-stream)
Bill French double-posted this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,987
@947,877 (Boxcar Willie !sngWQK2uD6)
Sing me a hobo song about pissing shit from your hobo dick into a pot of hobo stew over a campfire along the railroad tracks in a hobo jungle!
Sing me a hobo song about pissing shit from your hobo dick into a pot of hobo stew over a campfire along the railroad tracks in a hobo jungle!
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #948,069
@OPenis