Boxcar Willie started this discussion 7 years ago#81,827
Would you hire a group of ragtag, former French Foreign Legion mercenaries who are suicidal and on the run from the law for murder and literally have nothing to lose, then steal a US Army Huey P-38 helicopter by mowing down the guards with 1940s Chicago-style gangster machine guns, and use the helicopter to transport the mercenaries to a small, innocent Midwestern American town in Ohio, the residents of which they inject with a US military experimental neurotoxin that turns them into bloodthirsty, murderous zombies, then watch and giggle in gleeful delight as the townspeople turn on one another and literally eat one another limb-by-limb while they are still alive, then reveal to the mercenaries that you also injected their dinner with the neurotoxin, and, wearing a top hat, a coat with tails, and a carrying a cane, sing and dance to, "Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling" as they tear one another apart...for a Klondike™ bar?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^][v]#947,829
Your mom.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#947,834
no but i would do the Michigan Rag for a Klondike bar
everybody loves the michigan rag
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#947,926
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#947,927
> hire a group of ragtag, former French Foreign Legion mercenaries who are suicidal and on the run from the law for murder and literally have nothing to lose, then steal a US Army Huey P-38 helicopter by mowing down the guards with 1940s Chicago-style gangster machine guns, and use the helicopter to transport the mercenaries to a small, innocent Midwestern American town in Ohio, the residents of which they inject with a US military experimental neurotoxin that turns them into bloodthirsty, murderous zombies, then watch and giggle in gleeful delight as the townspeople turn on one another and literally eat one another limb-by-limb while they are still alive, then reveal to the mercenaries that you also injected their dinner with the neurotoxin, and, wearing a top hat, a coat with tails, and a carrying a cane, sing and dance to, "Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling" as they tear one another apart...
That really happened to a friend of mine.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#947,928