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Topic: What would you do...for a Klondike™ bar?

Boxcar Willie started this discussion 7 years ago #81,827

Would you hire a group of ragtag, former French Foreign Legion mercenaries who are suicidal and on the run from the law for murder and literally have nothing to lose, then steal a US Army Huey P-38 helicopter by mowing down the guards with 1940s Chicago-style gangster machine guns, and use the helicopter to transport the mercenaries to a small, innocent Midwestern American town in Ohio, the residents of which they inject with a US military experimental neurotoxin that turns them into bloodthirsty, murderous zombies, then watch and giggle in gleeful delight as the townspeople turn on one another and literally eat one another limb-by-limb while they are still alive, then reveal to the mercenaries that you also injected their dinner with the neurotoxin, and, wearing a top hat, a coat with tails, and a carrying a cane, sing and dance to, "Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling" as they tear one another apart...for a Klondike™ bar?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #947,829

Your mom.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #947,834

no but i would do the Michigan Rag for a Klondike bar
everybody loves the michigan rag

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,926

˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ɹoɟ ʍou pu∀

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,927

> hire a group of ragtag, former French Foreign Legion mercenaries who are suicidal and on the run from the law for murder and literally have nothing to lose, then steal a US Army Huey P-38 helicopter by mowing down the guards with 1940s Chicago-style gangster machine guns, and use the helicopter to transport the mercenaries to a small, innocent Midwestern American town in Ohio, the residents of which they inject with a US military experimental neurotoxin that turns them into bloodthirsty, murderous zombies, then watch and giggle in gleeful delight as the townspeople turn on one another and literally eat one another limb-by-limb while they are still alive, then reveal to the mercenaries that you also injected their dinner with the neurotoxin, and, wearing a top hat, a coat with tails, and a carrying a cane, sing and dance to, "Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling" as they tear one another apart...

That really happened to a friend of mine.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,928

@previous (E)
In Cardiff-By-The-Sea?

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,945

@OPenis
Thanks for using my may-may™ (pronounced as one word)!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,947

@947,927 (E)
cool story bro
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