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Topic: Vaginas 4 virgins

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,822

Just joking. It's in the works, though.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #947,735

Hi, I'd like to trade in my dick for one of your vaginas. I'm a virgin if that helps. Can you assist me?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,736

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Fuck off. This thread isn't for you.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,737

@OP
Are you going to get a creepy jingle like the KARS-4-KIDS folks?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,738

@947,736 (A)
How rude. I'm rating your services 1 star on Yelp. I hope you don't expect business with that kind of attitude.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,742

@947,737 (C)
Of course I am. It wouldn't be complete without that. Going to have a hard time getting it to play on television, so popular porn sites are the main target.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,744

@previous (A)
How do you plan to deal with PR fallout once Cathy sells her story and it is revealed that your organization is, in fact, refusing vaginas to virgins?

Sheila LaBœf joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #947,774

@947,735 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I'm a virgin if that helps.

it does not

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #947,780

@947,744 (C)
It doesn't want a vagina for the right purposes. It should be understandable why it is being denied.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #947,781

@947,737 (C)
WHORES-FOR-KIDS will be banned. It's political correctness gone mad!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,786

@947,735 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Oh okay

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,788

Externally hosted image@947,780 (A)
> It doesn't want a vagina for the right purposes

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,789

@947,735 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> Hi, I'd like to trade in my dick for one of your vaginas. I'm a virgin if that helps. Can you assist me?

Catherine if you got your wish. What kind of things do you expect to do with a vagina?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,798

@previous (H)
I would go fuck myself. I love vibrations.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,799

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You could do that now? Wtf

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,802

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
He may not be aware there are penis contraptions with built in vibrations.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,803

@947,799 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm getting closer and closer to buying a vibrator. I want to rub it against the tip of my dick.

Sheila LaBœf replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,804

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I'm getting closer and closer to buying a vibrator. I want to rub it against the tip of my dick.

why didn't you buy one to begin with
why don't you use the one you already bought if you're just going to rub it on your dick
also I thought you didn't masturbate
you are so weird

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,805

@previous (Sheila LaBœf)
Sticking something that vibrates on your junk counts as masturbation?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,806

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Not if it's a jack hammer.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,807

Externally hosted image@947,803 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,808

@previous (K)
Best not insert that one in anus.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,809

@947,805 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Yes that counts as masturbation

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,811

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Even if it doesn't make you ejaculate?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,813

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Yes. Humping a pillow or something similar is also masturbation

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,814

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Damn, I think I've been referring to traditional male masturbation of rugging and tugging on my dick whenever I said I don't masturbate. -_-

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,815

@947,811 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Self pleasure includes Self foreplay. This is a case were the end, does not have to justify the means.
Or in other words. When one enters a highway, one may not end up at a destination, yet enjoy the travel along the way.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,816

@947,814 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Just learn to deal with the fact that you're not asexual

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,817

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don’t even think asexuals are truly asexuals since they can have romantic attraction and fetishes. Then again, I’m my mind probably can’t wrap itself under a concept of sexually so what the fuck did I know?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,818

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Do you ever wonder what happened, to make you stop maturing?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,819

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Did I ever mature? I ask this question to myself every day.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,820

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You did to a certain point. 13 maybe?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,821

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh, I now get the feeling you weren't talking about mental maturity.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,824

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
No I was and also sexual maturity
Not necessarily intellect wise

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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,825

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I wish I could give you an answer, but I'm not sure how to answer it myself.

Sheila LaBœf replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,826

Externally hosted image@947,818 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Do you ever wonder what happened, to make you stop maturing?

haha damn
catherines getting #kook'd

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,832

@947,825 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Did you have a seemingly normal childhood?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,835

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you mean did I have kids to play with, toys, etc?
Yeah, my childhood was fairly normal which surprises me, to be honest.
No, I'm not going to go into detail about why.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,840

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Detail into why your childhood was normal?
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