Topic: What would you do for a Klondike™ bar?

Boxcar Willie started this discussion 7 years ago #81,820

Would you hire a ragtag band of desperate, mercenary ex-French-Foreign-Legion soldiers with literally nothing to lose, drop them from a helicopter into a war-torn African country, and command them to instigate a small genocide, slaughtering literally every single man, woman, and child in the area, then bribe UN agents to put them on trial in Geneva for war crimes, and testify against them, literally laughing in their faces as they are led off to the firing squad...for a Klondike™ bar?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #947,726

Seems like a lot of trouble when they have them down at the store. Klondike bars aren't even that good.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,727

I'd do your mom for a Klondike bar.

Minichan