Topic: What is the optimal semen receptacle?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,182
Through rigorous research, I have found the following to be true:
socks: gross
undershirt: decent, but leaves stains and annoys whoever does the laundry
shower: clogs the drains
paper towel: superb
napkin: too small and fragile
socks: gross
undershirt: decent, but leaves stains and annoys whoever does the laundry
shower: clogs the drains
paper towel: superb
napkin: too small and fragile
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sock | - | 0% | |
| Undershirt | - | 0% | |
| Shower | - | 0% | |
| Paper towel | 2 | 9% | |
| Napkin | - | 0% | |
| Your mom | 16 | 70% | |
| Other (explain) | 5 | 22% |
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #142,931
using a syringe to put it back in your dick
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,933
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,934
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,937
If you ejaculate in clothing, you should do your own laundry.
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,941
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,942
@142,934 (A)
> implying I know shit about urethral sounding outside of the fact that it can really fuck you up big time
That shit's fucked up on the level of BME.
> implying I know shit about urethral sounding outside of the fact that it can really fuck you up big time
That shit's fucked up on the level of BME.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,951
A vagina.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,960
Wack off when your on the toilet, a lot more hygienic.
Plus if you cum on the toilet seat you might end up knocking some pretty girl up!
Plus if you cum on the toilet seat you might end up knocking some pretty girl up!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,969
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,972
A woman.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,975
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,983
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Does your erection point down? How is your aim so good?
@142,972 (G)
Wrong.
Does your erection point down? How is your aim so good?
@142,972 (G)
Wrong.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,984
I can't say I agree, but I know Fake Anon would give the vote to his own mouth.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,989
@142,983 (A)
I usually sit on the loo when I'm masturbating because I arouse myself with anal stimulation.
I'm sure you have the upper arm strength to push you're erection down in the direction of the bowl if you standing.
I usually sit on the loo when I'm masturbating because I arouse myself with anal stimulation.
I'm sure you have the upper arm strength to push you're erection down in the direction of the bowl if you standing.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,063
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,065
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RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,105
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,106
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,134
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,136
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,152
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,166
Ron Paul.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,305
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,358
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I would rather ejaculate all over your face with thick globs of my semen.
no homo
I would rather ejaculate all over your face with thick globs of my semen.
no homo
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,367
I fooled around with a girl who loved cum in her ass with a passion. She was a crazy fucking bitch, but I'd have to agree
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,390
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,396
> shower: clogs the drains
not true. unless you jerk in the shower like 5 times a day its not really possible
best option I've found so far is a bunch of soft toilet paper hovering over your dick
not true. unless you jerk in the shower like 5 times a day its not really possible
best option I've found so far is a bunch of soft toilet paper hovering over your dick
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,397
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,407
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,443
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #143,471
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #150,262
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #150,269
Other. A nice warm vagina is best.
!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #150,368
A 9 year old tshirt
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #150,400
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #150,402
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@150,400 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Young? That's old for a tshirt.
Also, since my target age group is older than you, what does it matter where it bottoms out? I can't control it. I have zero control over it whatsoever. I have made active attempts to make it go away.
Also, it's funnier.
Young? That's old for a tshirt.
Also, since my target age group is older than you, what does it matter where it bottoms out? I can't control it. I have zero control over it whatsoever. I have made active attempts to make it go away.
Also, it's funnier.