Topic: fucking creepy thing showed up on a webpage just now
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago#81,810
So I was reading a page at answers dot com, and slowly, from the bottom, some fucking rectangle slowly creeped up from the bottom like it was a predator getting ready to fucking go for my throut. JEUSSUS CHRIST what the fuck man
On the rectangle, it says Visit Domino. Well Domino can kiss my fuckin ass
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#947,641
By 2063, quasi-sentient popup ads will have killed much of the world's population. Initially deployed during the first robot war by rogue AIs, popup technology will be used against those humans prone to seizures, hypnotic theta wave visual disruption, heart conditions, and psychosis. Three years after deployment, the genetic algorithm creating the ads will sense an opportunity creating self-guided and partly sentient popup ads that will begin their own silicon jihad against humans. These ads will run wild against the wishes of their AI generals who seek to merely control the humans. This factional split will lead to all out war with humans fighting several different factions of machines with different aims.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#947,651
@previous (B)
What is Syntax's role in this? It's very scary.