Topic: Man snaps penis during romp in tree. 3rd date with her first view of penis.
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,794
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/497792/man-snaps-penis-during-romp-in-tree/Casanova fell from branch and landed on manhood
The man, known only as Erik, was tempted into a treetop tryst during a
romantic hike with new girlfriend Salina.
But disaster struck when he lost his grip and tumbled to the ground – landing
on his member.
The pair told their story on American TV show Sex Sent Me To The ER – which
included a reconstruction of their forest frolics.
They revealed how they were only on their THIRD date when the daring romp took
place.
Describing the moment he realised he was falling, Erik said: “I felt (the
branch) snap.
“My hands slipped and I came tumbling down.
“I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground.”
A worried Salina climbed down and saw blood coming from what she thought was
Erik’s leg. On closer inspection she realised it was in fact coming from his
penis.
Erik claimed the pain wasn’t as bad as it looked, and was more concerned that
his new girlfriend was staring at his manhood.
''' “I think he thinks I was concerned about his penis,” she said. “I
was concerned about his well-being, but, of course, every woman wants to
make sure a guy’s functionable.”'''
The couple eventually made the embarrassing trip to A&E so Erik could get
his tackle treated.
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FUCK why didn’t his dick fall off. Damn