Topic: Attention: Basement Dwellers
Handel !khEOdtKF56 started this discussion 15 years ago #8,177
I hope you don't take your parents/guardians/carers for granted because one day, (God forbid) you may have to live in the real world and possibly share accommodation with someone who isn't going to wipe your ass for you and supply you with sustenance 24/7.
It's best to assume these people will be morons, who like you, lack basic household management skills, courtesy and hygiene. Therefore now is the time to make yourselves better people before it's too late.
Learn how to use household appliances, pay bills, buy groceries and how to share a living area successfully. Some of these tasks require you have a JOB (look it up in the dictionary) so I might be getting way too ahead of myself here!
Bottom line: Don't be a lazy cunt, look out for yourself and your needs, and try and do it politely.
/rant
It's best to assume these people will be morons, who like you, lack basic household management skills, courtesy and hygiene. Therefore now is the time to make yourselves better people before it's too late.
Learn how to use household appliances, pay bills, buy groceries and how to share a living area successfully. Some of these tasks require you have a JOB (look it up in the dictionary) so I might be getting way too ahead of myself here!
Bottom line: Don't be a lazy cunt, look out for yourself and your needs, and try and do it politely.
/rant
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #142,834
@OP
Nah that's too much work.
Nah that's too much work.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,837
@OP
growing up sucks so bad sometimes but then you realize that you can do whatever the fuck you want.
growing up sucks so bad sometimes but then you realize that you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,838
@142,834 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lets hope for your sake you find a rich sugar daddy.
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> Implying real adults don't have responsibilities.
Lets hope for your sake you find a rich sugar daddy.
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> Implying real adults don't have responsibilities.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,840
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,847
What do you look like anyways Handel? I always imagined something like thisLeo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,853
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,868
@142,847 (hamfist !!mtq555+/1)
I'm not even Dutch, I'm Irish.
I wouldn't give you a picture anyway, you'd probably fap over it.
I'm not even Dutch, I'm Irish.
I wouldn't give you a picture anyway, you'd probably fap over it.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,878
basement dwellers? on my MC?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,880
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #142,884
@previous (F)
I actually am, shitty housemates.
Luckily I'm back to my basement dwelling days in a few days.
I actually am, shitty housemates.
Luckily I'm back to my basement dwelling days in a few days.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,010
@OP
Are you fucking retarded?
Are you fucking retarded?
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,012
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,015
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Normal people can live on their own, and there is a transitional period called "college" unless you're stupid. Why does making a topic giving angry advice to people who live with their parents do anything but make you look like a whiny little cunt?
Normal people can live on their own, and there is a transitional period called "college" unless you're stupid. Why does making a topic giving angry advice to people who live with their parents do anything but make you look like a whiny little cunt?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,019
@OP
6/10. Very factual and relevant, but nobody is really going to rise to it. It's too obvious.
6/10. Very factual and relevant, but nobody is really going to rise to it. It's too obvious.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,020
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,021
@143,015 (G)
> Normal people can live on their own, and there is a transitional period called "college" unless you're stupid.
> Implying people here a normal and they actually learn these kind of thing while living with people in college.
> Why does making a topic giving angry advice to people who live with their parents do anything but make you look like a whiny little cunt?
Have you ever even lived outside of your basement? Most people are spastics.
> Normal people can live on their own, and there is a transitional period called "college" unless you're stupid.
> Implying people here a normal and they actually learn these kind of thing while living with people in college.
> Why does making a topic giving angry advice to people who live with their parents do anything but make you look like a whiny little cunt?
Have you ever even lived outside of your basement? Most people are spastics.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,023
@143,020 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
YOU AND ME BABY
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS
SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO
ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
YOU AND ME BABY
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS
SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO
ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,027
@OP
> I hope you don't take your parents/guardians/carers for granted because one day, (God forbid) you may have to live in the real world and possibly share accommodation with someone who isn't going to wipe your ass for you and supply you with sustenance 24/7.
>
> It's best to assume these people will be morons, who like you, lack basic household management skills, courtesy and hygiene. Therefore now is the time to make yourselves better people before it's too late.
>
> Learn how to use household appliances, pay bills, buy groceries and how to share a living area successfully.
I agree.
I know how to do laundry, cook some things, pay bills, etc. It's not like I need someone to do those things for me. I'm not that much of an idiot.
> I hope you don't take your parents/guardians/carers for granted because one day, (God forbid) you may have to live in the real world and possibly share accommodation with someone who isn't going to wipe your ass for you and supply you with sustenance 24/7.
>
> It's best to assume these people will be morons, who like you, lack basic household management skills, courtesy and hygiene. Therefore now is the time to make yourselves better people before it's too late.
>
> Learn how to use household appliances, pay bills, buy groceries and how to share a living area successfully.
I agree.
I know how to do laundry, cook some things, pay bills, etc. It's not like I need someone to do those things for me. I'm not that much of an idiot.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,028
Handel !khEOdtKF56 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,029
@143,019 (H)
I wasn't trying to rise anyone, as I said in the OP it's more of a rant.
@143,027 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
> It's not like I need someone to do those things for me. I'm not that much of an idiot.
You'd be amazed.
I wasn't trying to rise anyone, as I said in the OP it's more of a rant.
@143,027 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
> It's not like I need someone to do those things for me. I'm not that much of an idiot.
You'd be amazed.
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #143,030
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)Yo are right about being amazed.
There are people who can't do laundry on their own or anything else for that matter.
It's fucking sad.