Topic: lifetime movies can be really artful and good
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,766
look at this shot. better than gay david lunch imoAnonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #947,228
https://seaswell.wordpress.com/lifetime-movie-reviews/
Lifetime movies are one of those things ...they’re hilariously bad
You know, things like bad action movies or Red Lobster or reality TV or Keystone Light. Yes, I seek out these strange, bad things. But why?
Do I watch the Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) because of the terrible writing, the baffling plots, the weird acting, and the blatant catering to middle-class women’s deepest and darkest fears and fantasies? Because each movie is a terrible car wreck of twisted murder plots, unusual addiction, strange sex, confusing love webs, and maybe, indeed, and actual terrible car wreck?
Thinking I shall pass on Lifetime
Lifetime movies are one of those things ...they’re hilariously bad
You know, things like bad action movies or Red Lobster or reality TV or Keystone Light. Yes, I seek out these strange, bad things. But why?
Do I watch the Lifetime Movie Network (LMN) because of the terrible writing, the baffling plots, the weird acting, and the blatant catering to middle-class women’s deepest and darkest fears and fantasies? Because each movie is a terrible car wreck of twisted murder plots, unusual addiction, strange sex, confusing love webs, and maybe, indeed, and actual terrible car wreck?
Thinking I shall pass on Lifetime
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,243
What a faggy thing to say.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #947,248
@previous (C)
https://tv.avclub.com/how-to-navigate-the-weepy-world-of-lifetime-movies-1798279005
"In a Lifetime movie, men cannot be trusted"
If Lifetime movies came in Odorama—not Smell-O-Vision, Odorama—the scratch-and-sniff cards would have to include a few different scents. First and foremost, the salty smell of tears, shed over an unworthy man or ungrateful daughter. Then there’s gasoline, for torching said unworthy man’s car, and a whiff of the pot smoke inhaled by the ungrateful daughter. Add the metallic tang of blood (like most B-movies, Lifetime movies are fixated on murder), the powder used to change the diapers of some poor woman’s precious baby just before it gets stolen, and the artificial stink of a Christmas-tree air freshener, and you’ve got yourself a Lifetime movie.
https://tv.avclub.com/how-to-navigate-the-weepy-world-of-lifetime-movies-1798279005
"In a Lifetime movie, men cannot be trusted"
If Lifetime movies came in Odorama—not Smell-O-Vision, Odorama—the scratch-and-sniff cards would have to include a few different scents. First and foremost, the salty smell of tears, shed over an unworthy man or ungrateful daughter. Then there’s gasoline, for torching said unworthy man’s car, and a whiff of the pot smoke inhaled by the ungrateful daughter. Add the metallic tang of blood (like most B-movies, Lifetime movies are fixated on murder), the powder used to change the diapers of some poor woman’s precious baby just before it gets stolen, and the artificial stink of a Christmas-tree air freshener, and you’ve got yourself a Lifetime movie.
q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #947,408
@OP
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