Why can't McDonald's be more cool if it's so popular? Given that it's so popular, when i go to McDonald's, i don't just want a meal, i want a mystical experience that throws me into some kind of intense spiritual experience.

McDonald's 37,241 restaurants $22.820 billion/yr business. Total asset US $33.804 billion. Employees 235,000
3.5 Trillion hamburgers sold.
Americans eat on average three burgers a week — equivalent to about 50 billion burgers a year. When they do go out for a burger, they now have a variety of options. As a result, McDonald’s competitors, like In-N-Out Burger, Five Guys and Shake Shack have been taking a bit out of its market.
@OP
> Like Walter, most USAmericans eat only McDonald's for literally every single meal, three meals per day, 365 days per year, including Christmas. Discuss.
that pic looks like someone might drill a hole in it and fuck it
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
How much do you love McDonalds?