Topic: Hmm, maybe I should be a rap artist.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago #81,635

I can't freestyle for shit but I have a nice flow.
Eco could suck a dick and go be a man ho.
His rhymes are alright,
but he'll never go far.
Posting his taint online
like an adult film star.
Now I'm not saying I'm the best,
or that I'm blessed.
Trying to find one's talents
is certainly a challenge.
But putting words together could be my forte.
It's better than sitting at a screen playing Fortnite...
life is too short and we have little time.
At least I'm trying my best to find a pastime.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #946,398

i read eco's raps for fun but i don't even want to read this one. sorry Catherine I just can't

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #946,399

@previous (B)
Why don't you want to read it?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #946,409

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
the formatting/because catherine wrote it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #946,411

@previous (B)
It might be the greatest rap of our time
It doesn't even have the N word!

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #946,446

Ugh

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #946,447

@946,409 (B)

Don't let her fool you. You made the right choice.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #946,614

@946,411 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I did write a rap called Zeitgeist but I'm still working on it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #946,635

@946,411 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Most of it doesn't rhyme

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #946,651

@946,614 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I did write a rap called Zeitgeist but I'm still working on it.

Stop working on it. If it sounds as shitty as this one does, then don't quit your day job.

Oh, wait........

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,672

@946,635 (F)
She's still learning

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,673

@946,614 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Let us know when its done

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,852

@946,672 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

You're right Kook. You're often right. Thank you for posting here

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,859

@previous (F)
Thank you for acknowledging it

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,889

@OP
I just watched ADoseofBuckley's 2018 list of worst songs, and now I stop imagining him taking apart your lyrics.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,896

@previous (H)
That came out already?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,897

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Like an hour ago or so.

Lawrence !nV4HZyrU.k joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,899

I actually liked it, it's not terrible. Now record it

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,900

@946,897 (H)
lol The Middle made it to number #9 and I never notice the verse that made Buckley think of domestic violence.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,902

@946,899 (Lawrence !nV4HZyrU.k)
Not my best work since I wrote it just for this thread.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,904

@946,900 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I love his lists because I usually enjoy most of the music. It's still fun listening to him rage about overused vocal processing, unimaginative lyrics, and artists clearly capitalizing on trends.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #946,908

@previous (H)
> unimaginative lyrics
Buckley got me listening to the lyrics of most songs on the radio. Not sure how he manages to find contenders for these lists though since the only song I heard on the radio too many times is The Middle.

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