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Topic: Found a new use for cigarettes!

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,553

There was a chilly evening yesterday and I found my hands cold. Then I had an idea of how to keep them warm.

Just light up a cigarette, hold it in your mouth and cup your hands around as you quickly smoke it. Its like a little hand warmer.

I think it is actually quite likely that this is the reason they were invented, although I can't be certain.

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #945,810

i recommend running a stress test on your phone

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,811

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)

As an owner of a Sony Xperia Z5 Premium, I can instead opt to turn on the 4k camera.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,871

@previous (A)
Whyfore can't you afford an Apple™ iPhone XS Max™ (pronounced as one word), praytell?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,873

@OP
Another quick use for cigarettes is a faster way to end up with Cancer of prostrate, testes, lungs and other parts you will find not so much important in future.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,874

@previous (D)
Science says otherwise. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,879

@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2016/p1110-vital-signs-cancer-tobacco.html
Cancers linked to tobacco use make up 40% of all cancers diagnosed in the United States

Each year between 2009 and 2013, about 660,000 people in the U.S. were diagnosed with, and about 343,000 people died from, a cancer related to tobacco use, according to a new report by CDC. Three in ten cancer deaths were due to cigarette smoking, but progress has been made. Since 1990, about 1.3 million tobacco-related cancer deaths have been avoided.

“There are more than 36 million smokers in the U.S.,” said CDC Director Tom Frieden, M.D., M.P.H. “Sadly, nearly half could die prematurely from tobacco-related illnesses, including 6 million from cancer, unless we implement the programs that will help smokers quit.”

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,880

Big Daddy Derek's have very low IQ's. They cannot even count to 10 without use of fingers.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,884

@945,879 (D)
@previous (E)
Nice samefagging, (((Syntax))).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,900

@945,873 (D)

We're all dying one way or the other.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,906

@previous (A)
Death from cancer is slow and suffering.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,911

@previous (F)

So is life

Gunnut !aMo11s/sR. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,933

@945,906 (F)
What if I kill myself before I get cancer? I can't afford not to smoke!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,955

@945,911 (A)
I like the way you think.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,957

@945,911 (A)
My life couldn't be better. Everything's going great for me! Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,959

@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)

My name is ozymandias King of Kings gaze on my works ye mighty and despair

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,960

@previous (A)
Whyfor have you failed to make an success of your life, praytell?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,961

@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)

What does it mean, success?

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,966

@previous (A)
Wealth and social capital. Thanks.
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