Topic: Bert - on behalf of all Americans: Thank you for your service.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,517

That is all.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #945,569

Bert was dishonorably discharged for going AWOL. Thanks.

Billy Gonad joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #945,572

On behalf of all us niggers thank you for giving us an orifice to nut in.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,578

@945,569 (B)

> Bert was dishonorably discharged for going AWOL. Thanks.

And up to that point, he had served our country. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,579

He, with a running start and a shrill yell, leapt off of the starboard gunnels of his ship, into the ocean!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,581

@previous (D)

> He, with a running start and a shrill yell, leapt off of the starboard gunnels of his ship, into the ocean!

Sounds like incredible bravery to me.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,629

@OPenis

> on behalf of all Americans

You don't speak for me, or any Americans. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,662

@previous (E)
If you don't like it...gtfo..

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,683

@previous (F)
Why did you go AWOL Bert?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,684

@previous (E)
And which regiment did you serve with?

Bert dived head-first into an icy shark-infested ocean and survived. You wouldn't survive a cold shower.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,685

@previous (A)
bert dived into Everclear. Sharks? lol

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