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Topic: How are Eggs Benedict like blowjobs?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,477

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You can't get either at home.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #945,180

Are you out of eggs at home?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,182

@previous (B)
If I had eggs, I could have eggs at home if I had a home.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,186

@previous (A)
This is a better joke than the one in the OP.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,187

True for me

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #945,188

I like scrambled eggs..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,336

@945,186 (C)
Come on! That's KILLER shit!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,340

why can't I just make eggs benedict

Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,341

but yeah i can't get a. blowjov

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,343

@945,340 (F)
hollandaise sauce is really annoying to make

i defs get more blowjobs at home than eggs benedict
which is an issue

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,345

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But you do not have a penis.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,350

@945,343 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why make hollandaise sauce when you can just make benedict sauce like a normal person