Topic: How are Eggs Benedict like blowjobs?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,477
You can't get either at home.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #945,180
Are you out of eggs at home?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,182
@previous (B)
If I had eggs, I could have eggs at home if I had a home.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,186
@previous (A)
This is a better joke than the one in the OP.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #945,187
True for me
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #945,188
I like scrambled eggs..
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,336
@945,186 (C)
Come on! That's
KILLER shit!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,340
why can't I just make eggs benedict
Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,341
but yeah i can't get a. blowjov
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,343
@945,340 (F)
hollandaise sauce is really annoying to make
i defs get more blowjobs at home than eggs benedict
which is an issue
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,345
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But you do not have a penis.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #945,350
@945,343 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why make hollandaise sauce when you can just make benedict sauce like a normal person
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