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> Forget my Belt At Home
>My Pants Are Falling Down
>Notice A Girl At the Library, Checking out my Ass
>Tell her “Hey Miss, The Show isn’t Free!
>She Laughs; says “Oh Really! How Much Then?” > Tell Her “I’’m a ‘Pay-What-You-Can Prostitute!” > She Laugh and Gives Me A Dollar and Her Number
I Don’t Know If I Should be FLATTERED or INSULTED that she only gave me a Dollar!