Topic: so i was banging my bitch
Fuck you Brian Wilson started this discussion 15 years ago #8,132
and a rat ran in between my legs and bit my wiener no jokeYes it bled
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #141,669
Cumbeard.jpg
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #141,671
Gross! Was it a pet rat or a wild rat?
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,672
Fuck you Brian Wilson (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,673
@141,671 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)pet rat
she's usually sweet and never ever bites but she has a thing for chewing latex
dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,674
stop trolling, troll
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,676
Fuck you Brian Wilson (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,679
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,680
dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,681
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,683
@previous (dreamworks)
I once had a pet rat named Bitey-Daisy who would escape her cage and terrorize me.
I once had a pet rat named Bitey-Daisy who would escape her cage and terrorize me.
dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,684
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,686
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,688
I had a cat attack my balls during sex once. True story.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,693
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,695
I had a rat named lester. we were like best buds, and we would watch TV together. Somehow I even trained him -not- to go to the bathroom on my shoulder or anywhere else outside of his cage when we were hanging out. he was such a great pet and i do miss him :(
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,701
@141,693 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
About 10 years ago living in an apartment stray kitten/cat comes around for awhile notice he has no home, take him in. Having sex with every high schooler I can, banging away, cat sees my balls swinging, jumps on bed and starts battering them like a ball of yarn. At first I didn't know what the hell was going on lol, jumped up threw cat out of room and returned to bed.
/boring, but true story
About 10 years ago living in an apartment stray kitten/cat comes around for awhile notice he has no home, take him in. Having sex with every high schooler I can, banging away, cat sees my balls swinging, jumps on bed and starts battering them like a ball of yarn. At first I didn't know what the hell was going on lol, jumped up threw cat out of room and returned to bed.
/boring, but true story
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,702
I'm going to need legal evidence to support your claim.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,705
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,708
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,713
@141,705 (H)
Them were the days I tells ya. It was a pretty small town and I was the catch on the scene at the moment, good times, but its all fun and games until you knock one of them up, which I promptly did after about 3 months of fun with half the (eligible) girls in town. I was in love with another girl from my hometown at the time, but I blew her off to be single, something I'll never live down, she'll always be the one that got away.
Them were the days I tells ya. It was a pretty small town and I was the catch on the scene at the moment, good times, but its all fun and games until you knock one of them up, which I promptly did after about 3 months of fun with half the (eligible) girls in town. I was in love with another girl from my hometown at the time, but I blew her off to be single, something I'll never live down, she'll always be the one that got away.
Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,714
@141,708 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Nah no claws, more like a momentary threesome involving a stray cat.
Nah no claws, more like a momentary threesome involving a stray cat.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,717
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,719
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No, he was one misplaced thrust away from fucking a cat. Stop shitposting immediately.
No, he was one misplaced thrust away from fucking a cat. Stop shitposting immediately.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,720
I'm so jealous of @OP. I've been wanting a rat bite to the balls during a fuck for soooo long.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,721
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,745
@previous (H)
Yup, ended up marrying her too. I really didn't want to, but she wanted it sooo bad and well I did knock her up and by then she'd had my boys, really no reason not to. Sometimes your decisions in life take you places you'd never planned to go I guess.
Yup, ended up marrying her too. I really didn't want to, but she wanted it sooo bad and well I did knock her up and by then she'd had my boys, really no reason not to. Sometimes your decisions in life take you places you'd never planned to go I guess.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,761
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh jesus fuck. So, if you don't mind me asking, what's the age difference between you two and how long were you guys married? Also, how miserable were you? Lol.
Oh jesus fuck. So, if you don't mind me asking, what's the age difference between you two and how long were you guys married? Also, how miserable were you? Lol.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,768
@previous (H)
> what's the age difference between you two
2 years
> how long were you guys married?
8 years basically
> Also, how miserable were you?
Eh horribly miserable a lot more than I should have been, it wasn't all bad, there were good times, but a lot...
> what's the age difference between you two
2 years
> how long were you guys married?
8 years basically
> Also, how miserable were you?
Eh horribly miserable a lot more than I should have been, it wasn't all bad, there were good times, but a lot...
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,777
@141,745 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
> Sometimes your decisions in life take you places you'd never planned to go I guess.
Fucking soooooo true man.
> Sometimes your decisions in life take you places you'd never planned to go I guess.
Fucking soooooo true man.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,819
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,904
Fuck you Brian Wilson (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,912
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,988
OP's first threesome?