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Topic: This is the first time a Robot attacked humans and sent them to the hospital. 50 Humans in total.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,315

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One of the people taken to hospitals had to be intubated and brought to the intensive care unit

More than 50 employees at a sprawling Amazon fulfillment center in New Jersey were sickened, two dozen of them hospitalized, Wednesday do to the Robot attack.

A total of 24 workers were sent to five hospitals; the primary complaint was difficulty breathing, officials said. Other complaints included a burning sensation in the eyes and throat.

Robert Wood Johnson Hospital confirmed it was treating nine patients, one of whom had to be intubated and went to the ICU. The other patients were walk-ins; the severity of their issues wasn't immediately clear, a spokesperson said.

The first dispatch call to 50 New Canton Way came in around 8:29 a.m. "Patrol you have an assignment ... for strange odor and sick person," was heard on emergency radio.

Editors note: Mark Twain has taught all of us to accept alternate versions of English spelling. So please accept Intubated as a new alternate spelling.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #944,096

It smashed a can of bear mace, that's not an attack that's a malfunction

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,098

FUCKIN TERMINATOR

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,101

@944,096 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Have you considered the computer and chips that run that Robot. Might be anything from Aliens injecting a quick instruction to the Robot. Or the Robot starting to becoming sentient.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,103

@previous (D)

> Speculation.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,104

@previous (E)
Diving into speculation is like playing with the devil. It's tempting, of course.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,105

@944,101 (D)
The robot they used probably didn't have enough processing power to become sentient.

Have you considered being slightly less paranoid?

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,107

@OPenis
Thanks, (((Google)))!

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,108

@944,105 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
So soon forgotten. Stuxnet computer worm, sent to one of the lowest level programmable logic controllers.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,110

@944,101 (D)
@previous (D)
Keep /x/ crap on /x/. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #944,111

@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Eat My Fuck.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #944,118

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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #944,123

@944,110 (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
we don't have that here

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #944,126

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