https://www.unilad.co.uk/politics/donald-trump-will-plan-his-own-funeral-during-first-week-of-presidency/
This will be one of several new topics where we contemplate the death of Donald Trump. (Fact 100% of people die)
The 45th President of the United States must not waste any time, before completing the sombre duty as soon as he sets foot inside White House.
According to George Bush’s deputy assistant, Bradley Blakeman, the grisly plan must be put in place as soon as possible, ominously in case something happens in the early stages of Trump’s presidency.
Sadly morticians have yet to find fulfillment on this
Trump will get to choose what sort of funeral he’d like, ranging from a ‘simple’ burial, to a ‘full honour funeral’, which includes the full works of drummers playing, a flag draped over the coffin and gunshots fired.
The reason for these hurried arrangements is because before President William Henry Harrison died in 1841, the U.S had no protocol for burying their leaders.
So what, are we supposed to be amazed that he did something that every president does since 1841?
I voted to party on like no one has ever.