Topic: Retarded sex education teachers
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,122
Did anyone else here have a really incompetent, retarded sex education teacher? I remember when I was 13-14, we had a sex education lesson at high school. The guy was a fucking idiot, he was drinking boiled water. He said "If you don't have sex, you will have wet dreams, which is when a person ejaculates in his sleep. Some people masturbate, so there is no sperm to have wet dreams.". There was no information about STDs or anything like that, but he did spend about 10 minutes telling us the importance of taking a piss when needed. Just ridiculous that there is this amount of hysteria and misinformation surrounding sex education in middle England.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #141,462
Mine said no woman secretly wants to be raped. She lied.
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,464
Imagine if your sex-ed teacher was literally retarded.
Cahndoms cut chances of STDuhs bah nunty aht purcunt
Cahndoms cut chances of STDuhs bah nunty aht purcunt
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,466
@OP
> Did anyone else here have a really incompetent, retarded sex education teacher? I remember when I was 13-14, we had a sex education lesson at high school. The guy was a fucking idiot, he was drinking boiled water. He said "If you don't have sex, you will have wet dreams, which is when a person ejaculates in his sleep. Some people masturbate, so there is no sperm to have wet dreams.". There was no information about STDs or anything like that, but he did spend about 10 minutes telling us the importance of taking a piss when needed. Just ridiculous that there is this amount of hysteria and misinformation surrounding sex education in middle Earth.
> Did anyone else here have a really incompetent, retarded sex education teacher? I remember when I was 13-14, we had a sex education lesson at high school. The guy was a fucking idiot, he was drinking boiled water. He said "If you don't have sex, you will have wet dreams, which is when a person ejaculates in his sleep. Some people masturbate, so there is no sperm to have wet dreams.". There was no information about STDs or anything like that, but he did spend about 10 minutes telling us the importance of taking a piss when needed. Just ridiculous that there is this amount of hysteria and misinformation surrounding sex education in middle Earth.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,468
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,470
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,472
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Because it made you read the whole thing in Biblo's voice or something?
Because it made you read the whole thing in Biblo's voice or something?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,475
Nope. All of mine were also gym teachers. It was actually pretty awesome.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,476
@141,472 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
No (I read a lot of posts in either his voice or Morgan Freeman's or Gerald McRainey's). It just made me laugh.
No (I read a lot of posts in either his voice or Morgan Freeman's or Gerald McRainey's). It just made me laugh.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,477
I got taught that if you share bath water, you can get pregnant!
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,484
I did it when I was 11 or 12 and it was the regards of class asking retarded question.
I don't remember doing the banana condom stuff in high school Idk why I must have been wagging
oh edit wagging = truant
I don't remember doing the banana condom stuff in high school Idk why I must have been wagging
oh edit wagging = truant
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,567
I had a nun for sex ed.
Enough said.
Enough said.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,590
Mine was only talking about how you shouldn't make fun of gays and she also asked us if we ever walked up on our parents fucking.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,595
My sex ed was a practical
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,651
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,652
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,653
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Funny story actually.
Walking into class one day and one of my friends threw a condom onto my school bag. I didn't notice the condom until I had sat down in the seat, I burst out laughing. I spent 45 minutes trying to convince her that it was a condom, while the rest of the class were in hysterics.
Nice lady though, I was a cunt to her.
Funny story actually.
Walking into class one day and one of my friends threw a condom onto my school bag. I didn't notice the condom until I had sat down in the seat, I burst out laughing. I spent 45 minutes trying to convince her that it was a condom, while the rest of the class were in hysterics.
Nice lady though, I was a cunt to her.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,654
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,655
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,658
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
She was a teacher and she was very easy to harass and tease. We left her in tears most days leaving the class, she said we were one of the worst classes to ever set foot in the school.
She was a teacher and she was very easy to harass and tease. We left her in tears most days leaving the class, she said we were one of the worst classes to ever set foot in the school.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,659
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,660
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh I feel bad for doing it now, but when it was younger I found it hilarious. It didn't help to have me in the class anyway, I was always very easy to wind up and my friends used it to their advantage. If there was ever a prank pulled in class my friends made sure I was on the receiving end. I always over reacted and when the nun would blame me for disrupting the class I would freak out at her.
Oh I feel bad for doing it now, but when it was younger I found it hilarious. It didn't help to have me in the class anyway, I was always very easy to wind up and my friends used it to their advantage. If there was ever a prank pulled in class my friends made sure I was on the receiving end. I always over reacted and when the nun would blame me for disrupting the class I would freak out at her.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,662
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,664
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It lasted from about 2nd year (I was about 15) to 6th year (18). It's a bit of a cliché but I got messed up in the wrong crowd and it effected me academically. I was laughed at a lot more than I was laughed with. It was either be laughed at by the smokers (Popular kids) or laughed at by the freaks. I chose the popular kids. I don't regret what I did, I'd still do it all again, but I wouldn't have let myself be so easily lead by others.
It lasted from about 2nd year (I was about 15) to 6th year (18). It's a bit of a cliché but I got messed up in the wrong crowd and it effected me academically. I was laughed at a lot more than I was laughed with. It was either be laughed at by the smokers (Popular kids) or laughed at by the freaks. I chose the popular kids. I don't regret what I did, I'd still do it all again, but I wouldn't have let myself be so easily lead by others.
Fuck you Brian Wilson joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,675
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,677
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,712
@141,675 (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
I would suggest Gerald McRainey (the guy from Simon&Simon and Major Dad).
I would suggest Gerald McRainey (the guy from Simon&Simon and Major Dad).
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,730
@141,677 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh no not at all, most of my past friend now are losers stuck in dead end jobs or no jobs at all.
If anyone does the leading now it me. ;)
Oh no not at all, most of my past friend now are losers stuck in dead end jobs or no jobs at all.
If anyone does the leading now it me. ;)
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,827
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,071
@141,651 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Idk I don't remember. I was probably hanging out with my sisters friends
Idk I don't remember. I was probably hanging out with my sisters friends
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,073
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,099
Chris-chan would make the perfect sexual education/health teacher.
"And g-girls can also be like the medal and be attracted to the boys. Ya know, walk up to them and talk to them and stuff. Are you listening, young lady?"
"And g-girls can also be like the medal and be attracted to the boys. Ya know, walk up to them and talk to them and stuff. Are you listening, young lady?"
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,204
@142,073 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
How is important? Nothing in school is important except the piece of paper you get. You don't get anything from sex ed making it the least important class.
How is important? Nothing in school is important except the piece of paper you get. You don't get anything from sex ed making it the least important class.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,206
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,293
@previous (B)
Look, Chris-chan is probably not going to see 40. I'm not saying he's screwed up enough to turn an entire class of average high-school students into autistic, bigoted perverts but I'm not saying he's not either.
Now, do you want to live in a world free of Chris-chan's influence? Do you really want to be forced to better yourself to feel a little less like an inept child-in-a-horrifically-overweight-adults-body rather than visit the CWCki? I know I sure don't, and visiting Walmart requires walking and getting off the Internet.
Look, Chris-chan is probably not going to see 40. I'm not saying he's screwed up enough to turn an entire class of average high-school students into autistic, bigoted perverts but I'm not saying he's not either.
Now, do you want to live in a world free of Chris-chan's influence? Do you really want to be forced to better yourself to feel a little less like an inept child-in-a-horrifically-overweight-adults-body rather than visit the CWCki? I know I sure don't, and visiting Walmart requires walking and getting off the Internet.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,295
FreeCode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,302
@previous (B)
> An army of Chris chans
"We need more soda, and all this walking is really hard. Don't you guys have roads or transformers or something around here? Also, those bags and guns were really heavy so we dropped 'em. You guys have tanks and stuff anyway, right?"
> An army of Chris chans
"We need more soda, and all this walking is really hard. Don't you guys have roads or transformers or something around here? Also, those bags and guns were really heavy so we dropped 'em. You guys have tanks and stuff anyway, right?"
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #142,325
I skipped almost every day of high school, so I only had one lesson in the eighth grade. Didn't really tell us much, just showed us a silly cartoon and said "have safe secks"
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #142,716
@142,204 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
I feel that many students benefit from learning about a subject that they wouldn't research themselves.
I feel that many students benefit from learning about a subject that they wouldn't research themselves.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #142,735
My 7th or 8th grade health teacher had a long ramble effectively stating that all men wanted to rape, in addition to all sorts of bullshit like evolutionary psychology. I then derailed the class as much as possible and challenged everything she had to say.
Shitty, ineffective class was shitty and ineffective.
Shitty, ineffective class was shitty and ineffective.
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Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,025
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,040
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I don't recommend that children go out and have sex without doing some research first.
I don't recommend that children go out and have sex without doing some research first.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,046
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Ya because the information you receive in sex ed is unbiased and educational. Please.
I didn't have a class on homosexuality in sex ed, how the fuck is that educational?
Ya because the information you receive in sex ed is unbiased and educational. Please.
I didn't have a class on homosexuality in sex ed, how the fuck is that educational?
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,047
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
You can also do research though other methods. Also, learning to use condoms benefits gay sex as well.
You can also do research though other methods. Also, learning to use condoms benefits gay sex as well.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,049
@143,046 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
> Ya because the information you receive in sex ed is unbiased and educational. Please.
No, it's full of lies and deceit. And stupid crap about "safe sex". What nonsense!
> Ya because the information you receive in sex ed is unbiased and educational. Please.
No, it's full of lies and deceit. And stupid crap about "safe sex". What nonsense!
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,052
@143,047 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> You can also do research though other methods.
Of course, but as you said children aren't going to research these things. Sex Ed is useless nonetheless.
> Also, learning to use condoms benefits gay sex as well.
I had a nun remember? Do I have to spell out how that went down?
@previous (U)
It's misleading to say the least, if anything it hinders more than it helps.
> You can also do research though other methods.
Of course, but as you said children aren't going to research these things. Sex Ed is useless nonetheless.
> Also, learning to use condoms benefits gay sex as well.
I had a nun remember? Do I have to spell out how that went down?
@previous (U)
It's misleading to say the least, if anything it hinders more than it helps.
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RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #143,054
@142,716 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
LOL. Kids might not research history or science but they will research sex.
LOL. Kids might not research history or science but they will research sex.