Topic: placing the pepperoni on the pizza exactly where they will have to cut it.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #81,212

only placing a small handful of pepperonis, placed exactly where the pizza will be cut so that they get mangled toppings slid down into the crack between slices instead of an even covering of pepperonis.

Catherine !sJxmRcV3ow joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #943,074

Could anything be more intimate and loving?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,075

they sell pizza without those peppersronies

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,078

Don't worry, scientists in Japan are working on making robots capable of cutting pizza at different angles to avoid the toppings.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #943,136

You can avoid mangling toppings by using a sharp pizza cutter and deliberate motions. T.Hanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #943,317

You can cut a pizza with an ordinairy dinner knife if you are a real man..

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #943,332

@previous (F)

> You can cut cardboard with an ordinairy dinner knife if you are a real man..

Fixt to reflect pizzas you eat.

Minichan