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Topic: How to get a smoking hot girlfriend

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,206

? It's so hard and I have all these lucid dreams of getting one only to wake up all alone again! How do I get a smoking hot girlfriend?

GHOUL !dHV9Wu5tqM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #943,004

GHOUL shall investigate!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,005

@previous (GHOUL !dHV9Wu5tqM)
Why are you investigating Matt? You can't even get a girlfriend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,006

I'm serious, guys. I'm a 26-year old Virgin guys.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,007

@previous (A)
Move in with a whore

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,009

@previous (D)
I'm a bit picky. I don't like whores.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,011

I could teach you...but I would have to charge..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,014

@previous (E)
You're really the last person I want help from. I'm actually trying to not become like you.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,017

Ugh. Desperate guys who are picky about women are 10x more tedious than picky eaters who endlessly talk about how their food must meet incredibly high standards.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,020

@previous (F)
Well, I'm also a really picky eater so deal with that. Also, I'm far from desperate.

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,022

I'm starting to see how guys get these weird fetishes. I could literally watch a smoking hot female do literally anything and get off to it in under a minute.

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Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,027

@943,020 (A)
I'm hopeful that one day you can find someone who will appreciate your delicate and unique nature. You may have to do some compromising before that though. You can't expect people to have set up five star restaurants at every stop on your road trip. Who knows, you might learn something new about yourself along the way by pushing out of your comfort zone once in a while.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #943,031

@OP
Is ethnicity an issue?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #943,035

@943,027 (F)
Yeah, there’s this chick on Instagram that I’ve been crazy over for about 5 years. Maybe I should stop liking her every post and ask her out. Thank you.
@previous (G)
No, I like all ethnicities.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #943,036

Did you try unplugging your router, waiting 5 seconds, and plugging it back in?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #943,038

@previous (H)
That wouldn't help anything simce I don’t use a router because I use cellular data for Internet access.

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Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #943,040

@previous (A)
upgrade to wifi plebe

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #943,041

@previous (E)
That's not going to help anything getting Wi-Fi. Just look at yourself. It hasn't helped you at all.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #943,045

@943,009 (A)
I think at age 26 you can't afford to be picky. Find a nice whore and move in together.
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