Topic: I wish the mold on my shower curtains was bioluminescent. It'd be fun.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#8,117
Shower curtains are impossible to clean. I recently discovered I can get them for $1.08 with tax at a dollar store so now I just throw the old ones out and fill up the landfills.
Tried that and it doesn't work. For cloth shower curtains, if I soak them for days in a bathtub full of bleach it cleans them. But with shower curtains only $1, it's cheaper than disposable contact lenses. I can just throw them out each week.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,339
@previous (A)
You're going to spend $56/year on shower curtains?
When you think of it this way, it seems quite silly.
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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,342
@141,334 (A) > I can just throw them out each week
Kill yourself.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,343
> > I can just throw them out each week > > Kill yourself.
I can kill the earth instead with all that plastic.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,355
@141,343 (A) > implying you go on dates with girls
Also, that would be paying for an experience and a tasty meal. This shower curtain thing is just throwing your money away, basically. You're buying pieces of plastic that do nothing but get filthy and get thrown away.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,356
There's getting pussy and there's dating. Girls like guys to spend money on them.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,361
@previous (A) > there's getting pussy and then there getting pussy.
Fix'd.
Also, you'll get more action if you go dutch. It's a fact.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,364
You should try growing the bioluminescent algae on the shower curtain, and see if it will out-compete the other types of mold/algae that grow in your shower. It would be an interesting experiment, and you'll get the UV shower curtains you want and keep other shit from growing. Or you could just buy neon shower curtains and install a UV light in your bathroom.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#141,370
@141,361 (D)
I could never ask a girl to split the bill... it would just feel so fucking wrong. But a fact you say? I think those statistics must have been derived from middle-aged dating people or something.
Fuck you Brian Wilson joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#141,815
OP just throw them in the fucking washer
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#141,875