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Connecting to IRC
1. You can either use the webchat, or you can point your IRC client directly to Freenode (irc.freenode.net, ports 6697/7070 (SSL) or 6665-6667 (non-SSL)) and join channel ##minichan.
2. If you have an MC bouncer (ZNC) account:
Click Add server, New network, or similar.
Enter as the server address/host.
Use either port 5000 (SSL) or 5050 (non-SSL) — Note: tick or say 'yes' to any option to approve invalid certificates
Enter your bouncer username and password — Note: you likely must enter the password as username:password. If given options, choose SERVER Password.
Connect! If you don't join any channels, enter /join ##minichan
(If you use NickServ: you don't need to identify each time you connect, because the bouncer remembers, but on your very first time connecting to the bouncer, enter /msg NickServ identify username password
Minnie2
Minnie2 is our channel's "new" bot — Minnie's temporaryprobably permanent permanent replacement! Like her predecessor, Minnie2 uses bmotion, so she has all the chatty/conversation bollocks you have grown to love.
Most of Minnie's original commands are available through Minnie2 (!weather, !tell, !seen, !search, !wikt, !ety, and so on). One notable exception is that you can't use !tell with a date, e.g. "In 2 hours tell $user to kill themselves" is not possible.
Update: I'm looking at restoring the quotes file from backup to enable us to !q again, which I'll do when I stop being cripplingly lazysoon-ish.
August update: restored quotes file, so !q (and !qadd, !qfind) is back! There's now also !simp and !kys, which are both shit.
2020 update: I'll add more functionality soon, hopefully the "tell" command with dates/times supported, and other uselesstotally useful things which everybody will care about and will assuredly be worth my time. ?
If you have any trouble connecting, have forgotten your credentials, or want a bouncer (ZNC) account, reply to this draad, PM me, or msg me on IRC. Cheers, chaps!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later[^][v]#942,465
> non-SSL 6665-6667
I just get a recorded message saying "the number you have dialled has not been recognised".
!vuJT4hiSPM joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,516
Minnie2 is a unique individual and it deserves a unique name, classy but not too ostentatious. Don't be a hater and side with the side of the sidelines for Minnie2's rights, side with our side, the side for right!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,518
Name it killerarsehole
Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,520
Angrygaybot
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,550
Good. IRC is obsolete.
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,551
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Maybe if you're a pleb.
inb4 Discord (lol)
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,629
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,663
How is fake_anon coping. I know they were particularly close.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,692
That is all you had to do to connect to the bouncer?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#942,695
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
No, you also needed an account on the bouncer. Originally, r04r set up accounts for herself, me, becky, Fake anon, Foxygen, and levo (an Iranian ##minichan user who had a poor connection) and a few other people if I recall. There were two bouncers she ran, ZNC and Quassel, and as far as I know they're both now permanently down.
I'm looking at setting up a new bouncer, but it might take a few weeks.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#942,711
What the fuck is a bouncer?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#942,718
I finally managed to connect and I can attest that the user experience of this other irc program is much worse than CloudIRC, it feels like going from Photoshop to GIMP
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#953,081
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,774
@953,135 (Q) @previous (B)
We found out she was gay and voted her off the site.
Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,818
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it was a secret??? i thought you guys were just ok w/ fags or something. lawrence is ok because he's a dude now
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,864
@previous (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
Actually she just had a lot of IRL stuff to deal with and wanted to move on from hanging out with the losers and degenerates on this shithole, but not in a bad way!
Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,866
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
that sounds like a bad way :(
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,898
@954,774 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I wonder if she still masturbates when she thinks of me..
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,900
@954,866 (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
She didn't like have a hard break, she just kinda started paying less and less attention to the IRC and tbe fora. Say la vee. @previous (S)
Given that she is a lesbian and you threatened to "stomprape" her she probably doesn't think of you sexually, except perhaps in her nightmares.
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,905
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How dare she grow up and leave! Maybe we can all put together a wacky plot where she gets bonked on the head with a coconut and forgets all the distracting IRL stuff and comes back to us?
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,914
@953,135 (Q)
Basically what Fake anon said. With the bouncer specifically, she decided it wasn't worth the time, money and effort to run a service she was no longer using, for a site she barely visits.
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,946
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Whats weird is - irc hardware/software stuff is all run by college kids that do not really have the time to maintain hardware they no longer use because of Apps like Tinder.
Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#954,957
@954,914 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That's called being uppity..
Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#955,052
@954,900 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
oh ok. that's cool. good luck r04r
@954,914 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
now that you're the honcho i get to butter up your buns ?
watch your BACK
Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#955,055
This thread makes me feel like vandalising a mosque..
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#955,064
@previous (S)
I'm pretty sure that's just your underlying bigotry and barely-contained violent impulses but if you want to blame it on an internet forum topic we can do that instead.
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#955,107
A
(Edited 3 years later.)
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#955,735
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,352
@958,970 (little wiggler)
:> if I go to the bar where I work(ed) at night the bouncers are all aggro and tough while carding me. Soon as i tell them i do dayshift they're sweet as pie.
Wonder if i could still get the staff discount. My boss knows I use the keys from there to steal toilet paper from school so im sure it's fine...
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,378
@958,867 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
It can be used for multiple networks, but it's only set up for Freenode right now. I've been a bit busy with work over the last few weeks, but I'll look into multinetwork support and make you an account sometime this week!
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,494
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Ah b4 you spin gears you need not spin. Ask her Y she needs a bouncer other than what is provided.
Anonymous T replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,568
@previous (Syntax)
She wants a friend to go to the trampoline park with?
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,600
I mean yes
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,601
sage
Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#959,988
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#968,083
@967,799 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Use /server and give it the IP + port and your password probably in the format "user:pass". Idk how CIRC likes the command formatted precisely. Use a real client fgt.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#968,153
@967,825 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Mostly because he would see the message eventually. Or because I wanted to troll you really mega hard. One the other.
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#968,279
2. top left HexChat -> Network List -> Add -> give it a name (e.g. "ZNC" or "bouncer" or whatever) and press enter -> click Edit -> click Add -> enter 104.248.44.188/5000 and press enter
3. under Nick name enter becky; under Second choice enter becky2; under Login method choose Server Password (/PASS password) and in Password enter becky:passwordigaveyou; make sure Use SSL for all the servers on this network, Accept invalid SSL certificates and Connect to this network automatically are ticked
4. click close and, with the server you added selected in the list, click Connect
5. you are now using software people in their 70s created ?
(Edited 1 minute later.)
beckyderp !TInYDicKMI replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#982,503
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
ok tell me how to do circ instead
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#982,505
@previous (beckyderp !TInYDicKMI)
ok: if you join ##minichan using circ after Sunday I will ban you
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#982,506
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
not really ilu but please use a proper client FUCK
Ghost Anon !!4ieBej4Cq replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#982,517
Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,075,747
@1,075,744 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
5:19 AM
You waking up or?
Thanks for the alternate ways to use IRC - I needed to get in with alternate way and the UI sure is different when one does.
And a Very Happy New Year
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,075,757
@1,075,741 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
No worries, take your time and spend as little effort as you can on it!! <3
Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,075,764
Wrong thread.
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
tteh !GETFUCKED (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,441
@1,075,757 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Did you manage to connect in the end btw? I forgot.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,507
@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
I'll try with the updated info!
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,519
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Let me know if you have any problems!
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,536
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Got a laundry list, but you fixed the irc related ones!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,615
Feature request: add the imgur uploader to the setimage thing
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,616
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
should be easy enough! tho you can click the upload button but then just copy and paste the URL from the box ofc :^)
though it's awkward on mobile tbh yeah
(Edited 25 seconds later.)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,617
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yup, that's what i do. It's a pretty minor thing to complain about!
tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,619
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Somebody once asked me to increase the size of the post # button (like #1,010,000) from 10px to 11px, so it's not that minor!
It's easily doable anyway so I'll add it to my list. :^)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#1,083,621