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Topic: Fucking fuck Florida I'm moving.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #8,109

Today I ran to the store to pick up laundry detergent and some el pato sauce for some huevos rancheros. Some redneck bitch with a robot like smoker's voice, wearing a realtree camo hat over her female mullet cuts me off with her cart. She then flashes a grin to reveal cracker jack like teeth. In revulsion I averted my eyes down and noticed, tattooed on her wrist (in cursive) the name Bubba. Are you fucking serious? This is the state in which I live? I'm so ready to move out of this white trash meth infested fucking state.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #141,169

Kill them. Kill them all.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,171

@previous (B)
If only they weren't so well armed.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,173

Here in Michigan, we have what you may call as Niggers.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,175

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

When they freed the slaves a lot of them liked the weather and equal treatment so much that they stayed here in the south.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,183

Maybe you just need to move to a better part of Florida. I have a lot of friends down there who love it. They're mainly in South Beach, Orlando, Winter Park, and areas like that. I've heard a lot of the state is real trash though, as per your description.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,184

@141,175 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> South
> equal treatment
LOL

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,187

@141,183 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
That's the thing. There are nice areas with decent people but what is not shown is the fucking pain pill addicted shit fuck rednecks who make this place so goddamn horrible. I have been in public and seen a family with mullets. A WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY MOM, DAD, KOOL-AIDE MUSTACHED HAT PULLED DOWN UNTIL THEIR EARS BEND OVER FUCKING PARASITE KIDS.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,188

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I wish people like that would all die.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,189

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I live in a whole state full of them.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,191

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Maybe you should just start doing OC like everyone else you whiny faggot.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,193

@previous (E)
sup timber

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,195

@141,191 (E)
Where have you been? Huh? We've been worried sick about you young man.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,198

@141,175 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Clearly, not enough did.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,203

ach fuck the south.

come to LA. we're dirty, but we're not rednecks.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #141,205

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
West is the best.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,237

Regardless, you can stay in my basement, attic, or closet in exchange for your assistance creating chloroform and growing cacti.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,243

Image went missing@141,195 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,245

Shitty people live everywhere.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #141,249

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Listen to Ks. He knows. He's biker trash.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,396

@141,237 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> Regardless, you can stay in my basement, attic, or closet in exchange for your assistance creating chloroform and growing cacti.

That is such a sweet thing of you to make that offer. I know nothing about chloroform and cacti...other than how to use them.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,400

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Pfft. Can't be hard to learn how to make/grow them, respectively.

Your assistance in using them would work, too, though.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,406

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> Pfft. Can't be hard to learn how to make/grow them, respectively.
I'm not stupid but that makes me feel dumb.

> Your assistance in using them would work, too, though.
This gives me hope.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,411

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> I'm not stupid but that makes me feel dumb.
Why's that? Just saying it's not hard to learn.

> This gives me hope.
This city wouldn't be able to handle it. That's okay, everyone's either a Jew or a redneck here.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,414

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> > I'm not stupid but that makes me feel dumb.
> Why's that? Just saying it's not hard to learn.
Yesss


> > This gives me hope.
> This city wouldn't be able to handle it. That's okay, everyone's either a Jew or a redneck here.
Does it have to be your city? Perhaps a city that could handle it??

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,417

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
What city could handle it?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,423

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I knew you would ask that! I would go with The Vatican City or maybe, in the US, somewhere in South Carolina. No reason. Just two places chosen at random. Chosen at random.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,425

What would you rather deal with, Uneducated, ugly, white trash, or Uneducated, hardworking, loud mexicans?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,426

@141,423 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
South Carolina it is. And fuck legitimate transport, hitchhike there. If you hitchhike, you can have additional --victims-- willing partners.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,428

@141,425 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

> What would you rather deal with, Uneducated, ugly, white trash, or Uneducated, hardworking, loud mexicans?

When the Mexicans speak Spanish I understand them, for the most part and it isn't that bad. When the trash speaks English I can understand them and it is horrible. Also Mexican chicks are hot.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,434

@141,426 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Your use of strike throughs is amazing. Also South Carolina is a horrible place of poverty and ignorance. They would deserve the chloroform/cacti combo.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,435

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Move to new mexico?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,436

@141,434 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh. Can I wear their nipples like badges of war?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,445

@141,435 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Or Arizona or California

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,447

@141,436 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> Oh. Can I wear their nipples like badges of war?

Can you execute proper facing movements without the nipples falling off?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,453

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Superglue, my child.

Personally, I can only cum to goat women with erection tits who are tied up by Christmas lights, with turds coming out of them at the same time as Rudolph is being fucked up the ass by Ron Jeremy wearing the wrestler “Undertaker”'s outfit.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,456

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Wow. We have a lot in common.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,457

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
And now we know what to do with South Carolina.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,458

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> And now we know what to do with South Carolina.

I imagined that being said in a really diabolical voice.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,463

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh, damn. Are you good at doing voices?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,465

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Possibly. Why do you ask?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,467

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Well, you could tapdance and sing in a falsetto. And there would be pelvic thrusts and the cane would go places.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,469

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Hmmm...I don't know about the falsetto part. Wait, what would this be for?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,474

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Okay. Pick what voice you'd sing in, then.
It'd be for luring the South Carolinans into a false sense of security. That, and so I can watch and eat popcorn and aborted fetuses.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,479

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
God it is sooo great to see someone who also appreciates a dead baby reference. You are...awesome.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,480

Move to England where the streets are lined with Gold and the taps flow Tea.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,481

@141,479 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
:') You do too?
Let's fornicate on a police car while there's police in it.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,482

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> :') You do too?
Yes I do.

> Let's fornicate on a police car while there's police in it.

Do you like butterscotch by any chance?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,483

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Very much so, yes. It's fucking delicious.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,485

ITT: I wonder what the fuck is going on and realize I should be drinking right fucking now.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,486

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Are you not?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,487

@141,483 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Do you know any cancer patients, if so have you ever made them any gifts and if so what was the gift?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,488

@141,486 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

> Are you not?

Oh Tek I wish I was. I wish I was.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,489

@141,487 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Only online.
No, but if I did it would be cigarettes and a microwave.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,490

@141,488 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You ok dude?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,491

@141,488 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Why are you not?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,492

@141,490 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Yeah I'm well.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,494

@141,491 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Cannot right now.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,495

Image went missing

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,496

@141,494 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Why can you not?

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,497

@141,492 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Then why aren't you drinking?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,499

Move to britain. Politeness and manners everywhere.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,500

@previous (N)

> Move to britain. Politeness and manners everywhere.

You forgot CCTV.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,507

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Keeps the crime rate down.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,508

@previous (N)
Only a small percentage of crimes caught on CCTV lead to conviction. I was kind of implying the Orwellianesq state we live in.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,509

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Spray whipped cream in all the cameras you see. Problem solved.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,510

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I can't, the squirty cream makes my cbeebies voice too squeaky...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,512

@141,496 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Sobriety is a requirement for the next three hours.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,513

@141,510 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
You say that like a squeaky voice is a bad thing. You'll sound like you're hitting puberty and you'll get all the ephebophiles all over you. Like Dutchfag.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,514

@141,512 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Why?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,516

That's an aweful lot of adjectives.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,518

@141,513 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Yeah but his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,519

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
So you'd take him if he wasn't fat?
Fucking knew you were gay.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,521

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Only because I wouldn't accept your advances or that fizzing drink that smelt of pre-rape...you rapey cougar.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,525

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
If you don't accept I'll just have to make you accept.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,526

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Sounds rapey.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,528

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Nah. If I make you accept, you're still accepting, no? And it's only rape if you don't accept.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,530

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
What if I counter rape, then tea bag you?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,531

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Can't rape the willing.
And then you'd end up with a broken bottle inserted into your anus.
And I'd give you dick piercings with one of those little umbrellas from cocktails. And then I'd gauge them all and stick things through your dick. And you'd get a cactus in your pee hole.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,532

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
....can I wear a ball gag?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,533

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Only after.
During, I'd rather have my penis in your mouth.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,534

Image went missing@141,532 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

> …can I wear a ball gag?
Amateurs~

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,535

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
You really are a wolf in sheeps clothing.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,537

@141,534 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
What would you recommend?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,538

@141,533 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
There are gags that have a hole in the middle~
@141,535 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
;-)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,539

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Even better...

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,540

@141,538 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Tell us more Mr. Ambigious.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,548

I leave for a few minutes to waterboard someone and the thread turns into...bottom line I fapped.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,549

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh. Shoulda gotten someone else to jack you off. It's much better that way~

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,551

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
If only there was someone to do it for me.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,552

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Pfft. They're not hard to find at all.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,553

@141,551 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Fats?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,554

@141,552 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I know this.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,555

@141,553 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
No man.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,556

@141,554 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Then go lurk in dark corners near bars and clubs, waiting for just the right moment to strike...
Or sit there and fap sadly. Either works, really.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,560

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Fapping may start sadly but ends happy.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,562

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Only until you realize that you're alone and have nobody.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,563

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
lol. I'm alone most times when I am with somebody.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,564

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Hm? Care to explain that?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,566

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
In time, when I get home. I'm driving and typing. Inb4 I kill someone. Also time for a beer!!!!!

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,568

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I read that as drinking and driving. How fun!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,569

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Are you even old enough to drive?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,570

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I could have gotten a learner's permit over a year ago.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,571

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Is that what we here in Merika call a drivers license?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,572

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Er. Means you can drive, but you need someone who's either over 18 or has a full license in the car with you - I'm not sure which.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,573

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
We have something similar. For 15 yo's. Lol green light

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,574

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh. It's 14 here. I dunno if you have to be 16 for a license or what. Doesn't matter, no car.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,575

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Steal one. A cop car.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,576

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
There are no cops. Ever.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,577

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
So you can do whatever you want? Still driving. Traffic now. It's fucking Saturday these people should not be out this early.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,578

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I guess.
You're one of those people, Leo. Go to bed.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,579

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Still driving. When I get home I have to change clothes and then drive 4 hrs south to the Florida Keys for a couple days of drinking and rape.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,580

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh, how fun.
Don't forget to bring a powerdrill.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,581

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Trip you are alright. Real good stuff.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,582

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I try to please you.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,583

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
;) doing a good job so far.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,584

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Some day during the next 5 years, you will wake up with an extremely sore ass and you'll have no idea why.
Then you'll look in your fridge and I'll have replaced your fried chicken with watermelon sours with acid on them.
And also I'll piss in your toilet tank so that when you flush, more piss comes out.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,585

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> Some day during the next 5 years, you will wake up with an extremely sore ass and you'll have no idea why.
I can wait for this

> Then you'll look in your fridge and I'll have replaced your fried chicken with watermelon sours with acid on them.
Fried chicken replaced with watermelon-soul food replaced with soul food, interesting and suspicious

> And also I'll piss in your toilet tank so that when you flush, more piss comes out.
And five years from now I will keep a cup handy for this very occasion.

You are a real sweet talker, you know that?

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,589

also what is going on in THIS thread

Fats !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,598

@previous (dreamworks)

> also what is going on in THIS thread

Several felonies. I have added this to my blackmail archive.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,601

@141,508 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
If you think that's bad, I've got some even worse news for you: alongside the CCTV, there are also thousands of other people who can watch you when you go outside. These Orwellian watchers are known as the general public.

!penisGseqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,610

@141,508 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
> Only a small percentage of crimes caught on CCTV lead to conviction. I was kind of implying the Orwellianesq state we live in.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6082530/1000-CCTV-cameras-to-solve-just-one-crime-Met-Police-admits.html

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,623

At least you don't live in Alabama. The Top Gear crew got attacked by rednecks there.

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,624

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Isn't that because they drove in a car that said "Fuck Nascar" and hate gay stuff? Or something. :X

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,625

@previous (R)
Well yes, but it doesn't change the fact that they got chased by rednecks in trucks for it.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,644

@141,598 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)

> > also what is going on in THIS thread
>
> Several felonies. I have added this to my blackmail archive.

Bwaaaa. Do it fag

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,781

@141,585 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Heroin would help with the soreness. Heroin always helps.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,785

Image went missing@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Better do heron to be on the safe side.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,786

@141,781 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
It was only a matter of time until you brought up heroin.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,787

@141,785 (F)

> Better do anal to be on the safe side.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,789

Image went missing@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> Better do anal to be on the rape side.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,793

@141,785 (F)
Better do a heron to be on the safe side.

@141,786 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Heroin is always relevant. Always.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #141,802

@141,789 (F)
Nice 1up. Fuk yeah!!!

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 years later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,994

@141,589 (dreamworks)

Hindsight really is 20:20 isn't it

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,073

The past is such a foreign country sometimes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,076

@previous (U)
I used to defend Triptych on Scatchan from being sexually harrased and he got upset with me and told me that she resented being defended and that she was mature for her age

toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,079

wow this thread is the danger zone

Anonymous U replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,086

@1,038,076 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I feel like anyone who hung around Scatchan for any length of time knew to expect harassment of some kind. It's not like anybody pretended otherwise there.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,090

@previous (U)
That's true but not even the point!

vocalon ? joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,095

@1,038,086 (U)
this thread isn't on sc though.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,100

@previous (vocalon ?)
No one said it was

vocalon ? replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,102

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
it's weird and wrong to act like it's better here, is what i mean

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,103

@previous (vocalon ?)
...Okay

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,114

Well she has at least went through puberty since then.
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