Topic: How do bedpans work?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,011
Do you use them on the bed, or do you get out of bed to use them? Where do you keep them after you use them? What benefit do bedpans offer over other receptacles?
Thanks
Thanks
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #941,544
Everyone talks about how great bedpans but I'll have you know that whenever I try to use one my eggs taste like shit! Stick to regular frying pans folks.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,547
Those consuming a lot of dietary fiber might want to consider upgrading to a bedpot.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,592
They offer a place to go when you can't stand well. Most people keep them in bedside table drawers
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,598
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Okay, so I'd been imagining they were just like frying pans, but now I saw a picture on Google and I understand better. Frankly I was very confused about the logistics of pissing into a frying pan in bed so this makes more sense.
Okay, so I'd been imagining they were just like frying pans, but now I saw a picture on Google and I understand better. Frankly I was very confused about the logistics of pissing into a frying pan in bed so this makes more sense.
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Ask Timber-African-American
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I knew an old guy who used a carafe he stole from a Denny's. I laughed when he told me, but I can see the logic.
I knew an old guy who used a carafe he stole from a Denny's. I laughed when he told me, but I can see the logic.
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Surprisingly it does! Though you tend to call the nurse to collect it after you're finished.
Surprisingly it does! Though you tend to call the nurse to collect it after you're finished.
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@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i don't remember but i'm sure it was for a good reason! maybe one of the times i got hurt and couldn't walk
i don't remember but i'm sure it was for a good reason! maybe one of the times i got hurt and couldn't walk