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Topic: Matt is, in fact, a success in life.

Indy started this discussion 7 years ago #80,968

Forget what the Angry Anon teenage basement dwellers say. Let us, rather, consider the facts.

1. He has traveled around the world and experienced many peoples and cultures.
2. He is French-Spanish.
3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
4. He dates, and gets laid, even if it is with skanky, drunk bar whores.
5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
7. He is multi-lingual.
8. Through sheer willpower, he has changed his diet and lost about 40 pounds so far.
9. He is a Gastronmical connoisseur, and a professionally-trained French chef.
10. He was a Christian minister for years.

I could go on, but Jesus, that IS pretty damn impressive if you look at it objectively!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #941,148

Oh look, another thread about Matt, by Matt!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,150

Matt has achieved more than Syntax ever will, and in almost half the time.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,152

@previous (C)
crazy talk..

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,156

@941,150 (C)
Matt has become a pedo, a tax evader, fired from multiple jobs, and a piece of shit. If you call that a lifetime achievement, then he gets the Darwin Award.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,162

@OP
> 3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
I mean, not really. Becky has a BA, MS, and JD. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,163

@941,156 (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)

> Matt has become a pedo, a tax evader, fired from multiple jobs, and a piece of shit.

Can you prove any of this?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,164

@previous (C)
> Matt has become a pedo, a tax evader, fired from multiple jobs, and a piece of shit.
Why did they leave out the shit he eats.

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Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,166

@941,162 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Can you prove any of this..

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,167

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I can't prove it to you, no. But anybody with her details can immediately verify this.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,169

@941,163 (C)
Can you prove none of it's true Matt?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,170

@941,163 (C)

> > Matt has become a pedo, a tax evader, fired from multiple jobs, and a piece of shit.
>
> Can you prove any of this?

With the well thought out name of Toilet Seat you really expect them to be able too??

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,174

@941,167 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I believe it...just playing along in the thread..

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,182

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OK good. :)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,215

> 10. He was a Christian minister for years.

Yeah but didn't he get fired for sexual actions towards children under his care?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,218

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
That qualifies him for a promotion in some denominations

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,294

@941,215 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
No. That never happened. Do you have a single shred of evidence?

Indy (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,303

@941,156 (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)
Hi, Lynne!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,310

@941,169 (B)

> Can you prove none of it's true Matt?

So you can't prove any of it. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,316

Is being French/Spanish a sign of success?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,341

@941,310 (C)

> > Can you prove none of it's true Matt?
>
> So you can't prove any of it. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

So you can't prove none of it's true? Thanks. That will be all.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,348

@previous (B)

> none of it's true

Thought not. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,370

@previous (C)
So you can't prove none of it's true? Thanks. That will be all.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,374

@previous (B)

> none of it's true

Got it the first time. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #941,379

@previous (C)

So you can't prove none of it's true? Thanks. That will be all.
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