Forget what the Angry Anon teenage basement dwellers say. Let us, rather, consider the facts.
1. He has traveled around the world and experienced many peoples and cultures.
2. He is French-Spanish.
3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
4. He dates, and gets laid, even if it is with skanky, drunk bar whores.
5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
7. He is multi-lingual.
8. Through sheer willpower, he has changed his diet and lost about 40 pounds so far.
9. He is a Gastronmical connoisseur, and a professionally-trained French chef.
10. He was a Christian minister for years.
I could go on, but Jesus, that IS pretty damn impressive if you look at it objectively!
Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#941,156
@941,150 (C)
Matt has become a pedo, a tax evader, fired from multiple jobs, and a piece of shit. If you call that a lifetime achievement, then he gets the Darwin Award.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#941,162
@OP > 3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
I mean, not really. Becky has a BA, MS, and JD. Thanks.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#941,163