Topic: FAO: KL

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,852

When you said you weren't in Cornwall anymore, I wondered where you were. Now I know.

CDC Reports Killer Lettuce Outbreak

Americans, Canadians Are Warned Not to Eat Romaine Lettuce

No Romaine Lettuce Is Safe To Eat, CDC Warns Consumers

Are you enjoying your North America trip so far? How long do you plan on staying?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #939,991

lol

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #940,007

This is a highly concerning development indeed.

Killer Lettuce ? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,027

Yeah, it's been surprisingly easy to trick people into cannibalism. It's been fun for sure, but I hace to take a break soon. It's taken a lot out of me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,061

@previous (Killer Lettuce ? !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's pretty clear you are touring the continent under the alias Romaine Torchwick. The authorities are on the lookout for you. I've seen posters and everything.