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Topic: All day people have been asking me: "Father Merrin, why did God allow that missionary to be killed?"

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 7 years ago #80,850

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/21/asia/andaman-nicobar-us-missionary-killed-intl/index.html

And the answer is that one single germ or virus from that young Christian man could have wiped out the entire tribe BEFORE they were converted and baptized, thus sending them needlessly to Hell. God decided to call the missionary home to Heaven (using the method that recalled Saint Sebastian himself!) in order to educate him about the correct and, above all, safe way to convert people.

Please don't hesitate to ask me any more questions about God's ways. And God bless you all!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #939,960

Is this some kind of pedophile code? Do you claim to know "God's ways" in order to lure children into your van?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,961

@previous (B)
What provoked this sudden non sequitur into talking about pedophilia, Anon B? Is there something you would like to confess?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,963

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Why do you want to see eco's ass? What is your end game?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,964

Thanks G-d for always looking out for all of us!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,970

Donald Trump should show those pussy redskins just who means all the business by flooding that tiny island with all the aircraft carriers, all the jets and invade that island with 50,000 US Soldiers, those arrow blowers wouldn't stand a chance

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,974

Phew. I'm glad God started enforcing the prime directive.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,033

Ain't nobody been asking you shit all damn day TG, stop lying pedo.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,044

@OP
God decided to call the missionary home to Heaven (using the method that recalled Saint Sebastian himself!) in order to educate him about the correct and, above all, safe way to convert people.
That education won't do him much good now that he's dead.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,045

@previous (G)
How do you know that God will not send his soul back to earth in another body? Or as a guardian angel?

You really haven't thought your post through, have you?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,047

@940,033 (F)

> Ain't nobody been asking you shit all damn day TG

Yes they have. Now calm yourself. Your anger isn't healthy for you.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,129

@940,045 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I'm sorry. You win!
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