Topic: Matt: URGENT dating advice for dreamworks needed immediately please

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE started this discussion 8 years ago #80,849

How does one seduce Asian women? Is there a particular mating call? Please translate it into text for him. Thank you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #939,951

Oyster sauce cologne

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,953

Pass gas loudly in their presence

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,972

@939,951 (B)
@previous (C)
i used a pickup line about frikandelbroodjes instead

Indy joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,002

Give her gifts

Indy joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,036

Two words: green card

Indy joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,037

Bring chop sticks on each date.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,056

@previous (Indy)

> Bring chop sticks on each date.

ha ha

The Real Indy !AfFi4sYFlg joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,105

I am telling you, buy her gifts.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,128

@OPBECKY
Give us the context, please. What led dreamworks down this path?

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,152

@previous (J)
He's on Tinder or something. He's an Asian-dater. Some guys are that way, I guess.

Anonymous J replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,154

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)BECKY
You sounded so disdainful when you said that.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,156

@previous (J)
Completely unintended, I assure you.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #940,160

@940,152 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
It's called yellow fever

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #940,264

@940,152 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

> He's on Tinder or something. He's an Asian-dater. Some guys are that way, I guess.

wow don't make this sound like it's normal

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #940,291

UPDATE: she stopped talking to me so i am talking to a white now instead

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #940,292

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
what if she resumes talking to you
will you stop talking to the white

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #940,293

@previous (H)
Possibly

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