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Two old guys are sitting on a park bench.
Bernie says, "Moishe, did you just shit your pants?"
Moishe says, "No."
Bernie says, "Are you sure?"
Moishe says, "Of course I'm sure."
Bernie says, "Damn it."
Moishe says, "So what's the problem?"
Bernie says, "That means it was me."