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Topic: Does Syntax even remember why he started stalking Matt?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,759

Way back in the Bianca days, or the reef days, or mental ward rehab, or whatever it was.

He was stalking Matt on yaris fora before 16bitch was even born...

The Mod !1XgAIsxcDw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #939,218

And yet, another thread about syntax, by Matt.

Shocked? No, me neither.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,219

@previous (The Mod !1XgAIsxcDw)
Matt did not make this thread.

The Mod !1XgAIsxcDw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,220

@previous (C)
Keep it to one uid Matt. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,221

@939,219 (C)
Name one person here that even knows what
> Bianca days, or the reef days, or mental ward rehab,
Is

And OP how many more new topics about Syntax will you produce this day?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,222

@previous (D)

> Name one person here that even knows what
> >Bianca days, or the reef days, or mental ward rehab,
> Is
>
> And OP how many more new topics about Syntax will you produce this day?

i remember bianca thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,224

Wow calm down autistic anons. I'm not Matt. I haven't made any other Matt or Syntax related threads today.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,227

Externally hosted image@939,222 (E)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,233

@previous (F)
Lol look at those dirty feet

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,236

@939,224 (A)
Hmmmm.... But yet, the IP shows Louisiana?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,240

@previous (B)
Meals?

Mod joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,241

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Anon B isn't a mod, lol.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #939,243

@previous (Mod)
Just another obsessed anon

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,270

@previous (A)

> Just another obsessed anon

Clam down Matt. Nobody is obsessed with you.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,279

@previous (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)
You are

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,282

@previous (I)

One uid Matt.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,285

@previous (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)
You think every poster is Matt

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,292

I also remember the Bianca days. Matt actually stole the Indy handle from some Australian guy when he first showed up. He started making posts about smelling girl's farts and shooting a pint of sperm when he ejaculated ha ha ha. Syntax was around at that time calling himself the Devil's Exotic Firestorm. He did basically the same shit as he does today; Telling Indy that he was lying about shooting a pint of sperm and then in the same breath told him what a foul fucker he was for smelling girl's farts. Indy/ Matt just kept on him and run him ragged because Syntax just kept swallowing the bait.

A few years later Matt and few guys who I only know by handle called Wil-e and Stroker ended up doxing Syntax because he was trying to promote some girl and she ended dropping a dime on him and giving up his name and address. Well all these guys started finding pictures of Syntax all over. One was right after he got out of the hospital and he had a big fucking bruise on his arm from the blood thinners he was on. Anyhow these fuckers were relentless posting pictures, address and phone number of Syntax and he basically blew a gasket. He tried to bribe the owners of Bianca's by buying like 10 handles (back then you paid for your handle) trying to get them to ban Matt, Wil-e and Stroker but it didn't work because they would just load up on proxies and totally flood the 50 line forum with Syntax's information and pictures. You must remember back then this place had hundreds and hundreds of people coming thru every day. Syntax ended up having to move and change his phone number. 20 years later he is still butthurt over it and Matt is the only one left for him to take it out on..and Matt still just plays him like the fool he was back then and still is today.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,296

@previous (J)
Lol

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,297

Tell us about Linz Mondello and the Masked Bastard

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #939,299

@939,292 (J)
What LoL
> Wil-e and Stroker
Wil-e Lived in England and posted pics of his wifes Cellulite thighs and bragged that they were alternatives for penis insertion
Stroker LOLOLOL - Posted his resume and went years without the skills to find work - Hendrix and Stroker were buds and Hendrix was foot loose and fancy free. Still around begging people for money to buy a new foot.

Only time I have been in hospital was at birth -

Never tried to get anyone banned on B's - I don't think they ever banned one single person

During B's time I moved perhaps twice while building this place in Cardiff by the Sea -

I think you maybe trying hard to remember but dude me thinks you have aged not so much so well when it comes to memory but hey that was a fun read.

You may not be aware of how many new posts Indy makes about me YET I never Make New posts about him -

Oh and it was NOT Australia Indy - The original Indy lived In New Zealand

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,301

@previous (Syntax)
Of course Indy makes new posts about you because you bite when he trolls. It has been that way since the beginning of time lol

You might be right about the first Indy being from NZ.

Anonymous J double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,302

@939,297 (I)

> Tell us about Linz Mondello and the Masked Bastard

They were after my time there so I don't know near as much about them.

Anonymous J triple-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,303

@939,299 (Syntax)
I remember Hendrix was called spew I think. He run the fantasy football pool at B's

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,306

@939,301 (J)
I am 100% sure because when he used Indy that was Anon - Not paid for handle. Logged in he used Flux and when he tired of that handle I bought the remaining time.

MB and Linz were at the Reef - I do not remember if they used B's

By the way co founder of B's Thau got his PHD and now is Exec at Google doing some interesting stuff with Google Space view technology for advanced science stuff - Even has a new species of spider named after him. - Voxeralla moved to Oregon and died of perhaps overdose of pain killers which she needed for legit reasons - Still fond memories of meet up with her and husband in San Francisco

I met many a user of B's at Burning Man - Never ever going to attend that event again - Still nice memories. A lot of people have done gone dead from those years. Many in not so much good ways.

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,307

@939,303 (J)
Yes - Mike Hendrix - You can find him doing Bar-B-Q stuff including lots of Youtube if they are still up. His wife left him so he had to move away from the beach

He ran that In the Crack Porn board but got religion and gave up on it - Then someone took it over and turned it into a profit site which may still be up

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,308

Never joined Something Awful Syntax? Probably too strict with the grammar there for you

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,310

@previous (I)
> Never joined Something Awful Syntax? Probably too strict with the grammar there for you

Can u re-rite that please - What R U referencing?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,311

Externally hosted image

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,312

@939,310 (Syntax)
SomethingAwful.com old famous Web 1.0 messageboard with strict rules — were you a member?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,314

@939,310 (Syntax)
MB LM [email protected] Bill Shit Indy use to be at White Shadows chat and daily dump I think. LM I know in early time was at bathroom with razor, candy dove, claudia space pirate, auzi girl and that bunch. He used name Bill French had a fucking web page and all. used picture of ed gein and said it was him lol

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,318

@939,312 (I)
According to the Netcraft January 2018 Web Server Survey there are 1,805,260,010 (over 1.8 billion) websites. Yes, the Internet is very big. .Feb 20, 2018


Don't think I have ever until just now viewed anything from there

Quick look and

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3870585

I've been to several restaurants but non has served ghost, why?

maybe it's good?

How would you eat a ghost? Is it a soup? do you eat it with a spoon or do you crisp fry it like bacon?

Please provide your advice and best recipes in this thread.

I'm hungry, hungry for ghosts.

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Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,320

@previous (Syntax)
It had fallen to shambles now but it used to be very strict wrt grammar and punctuation

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,322

@939,318 (Syntax)
You may like this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3864332&perpage=40

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,325

@939,314 (J)
> auzi girl
Attended Burning Man and she had Jugs really nice Jugs.
> Bill Shit
One hell of a fyne writer

Candy Dove a dude committed Suicide

Bill French I remember that handle but that is all I remember at the moment about him

AND not@aol - Worked as a Repair Tech at Campbell's soup and died a couple of years ago while living in his Van - Lost his job and his daughter stopped talking to him - I sure remember a lot about him - Don't no if it was booze but he did stints on the net 24/7 and only got sleep when he passed out and maybe just net addicted that did him in. Maybe not booze -

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,327

@939,322 (I)
Thanks did a quick scan - Got a meeting to go to and it's not really biz based just an excuse to party - going to do that and then hit the gym

Thanks for the memories - Net sure can be fun -

And oh Yes Donna - Need to remember the many fun handles she used - She tried to keep me and The Bomb from killing each other - Met her for dinner when she was in town - Ah yes my brain still works Donna aka Psychedelic Mess

Punker - and so many more - Gots to scoot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,391

Does Matt owe the original Indy and all of New Zealand an apology?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,393

@previous (A)
no. Matt made Indy great

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,398

@previous (E)
The original Indy is, in fact, the third greatest troll on the internet.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,411

I also remember Indy use to talk about farting on a cake. There was some website about this girl who farted on birthday cakes. That is also around the time he started using the words (fora) and (pronounced as one word) he had people obsessing over him back then like they do on here now.

Google Expert II replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,414

@939,398 (A)
https://mashable.com/article/best-internet-trolls-ever/#rLn9IOXItqqJ
https://www.internetmarketingninjas.com/blog/social-media/awesome-internet-trolls/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jacklinks/10-great-troll-moments-in-internet-history
https://www.digit.in/general/top-10-internet-trolls-of-all-time-20399.html

So many lists of great Trolls and yet
> The original Indy is, in fact, the third greatest troll on the internet.

Results in Zero value.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,417

@previous (Google Expert II)
You are being trolled

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,421

@previous (I)
I think Syntax enjoys proving what a failure Matt is.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,426

@previous (M)
You're talking about yourself in the third person again Syntax.

Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,434

@previous (N)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism#Real_people

If in fact he is, he is doing so in great company.

Obi joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,533

@939,325 (Syntax)

> Bill French I remember that handle but that is all I remember at the moment about him

Bill French..now that is a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.
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