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Topic: I think my girlfriend is planning to leave. Also this guy is selling a cyst

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #80,714

Externally hosted imageThought I would combine two topics into one because lazy.

My girlfriend went back to Czech republic for a week yesterday. Great I thought I'll get some cocaine! She also got a new phone the other day too so this morning I grabbed her old phone and went through all the text messages and Whatsapp, turns out she's sick of London and working in an office so has a job interview back home to work in the field she's trained in. Sucks! On a happer note, the only thing keeping her here is me and she's still undecided what to do. Really hope she doesn't go because I actually care about this girl.

This guy is trying to sell his cyst! wtf?

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #938,847

one cyst please

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,862

Never trust an Eastern European.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,865

@previous (C)
I think technically the Czech republic is classed as central Europe.

I've decided. If she leaves to go back home I'm selling my flat and going with her.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,866

@938,862 (C)
You're a racist, inbred, toothless hillbilly.

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Bon voyage!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,868

@938,862 (C)
@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Matt has probably had bad experiences with mail order brides.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,869

@938,866 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
I was just joking.
@previous (F)
Everyone is Matt.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,872

@938,866 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Don't worry, I'll still be able to poast here

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,922

wow don't go through people's phones you fuckin creep

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,937

@previous (G)
She's not a real person. I doubt she's even sentient.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,938

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
also true

@OP
carry on

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,968

@938,937 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Jealousy is an unattractive trait

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,969

Don't sell your flat, just rent it out or something. You'll be back to being coked up and single in no time and need a place to stay

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,971

@previous (H)
I can't really rent it out if I'm away over seas. I won't be able to deal with tennent bullshit. I know there's a pretty good chance I'll blow this relationship but I'm 40 years ago and need to take a chance on this chick

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,977

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
A £302,450 chance? Just get a property manager and go for 6 months at a time. You may be in a spot where you have to rent a place while you kick your tenants out though.

Have you thought about what day to day life will be like living in dogshitistan?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,983

@938,971 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You can get a property manager to deal with tenant stuff for you

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,992

@938,968 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
-svet

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,996

@938,977 (H)
> dogshitistan

What? Anything gas to be better than London atm. I'm so over this city.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,002

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Good luck in your coveted new position as turnip truck driver. Please be careful with your valuable cargo, the entire village relies on it for the winter

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,004

@previous (H)
Sounds peaceful

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #939,006

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Turnip stew is delicious. Consider opening a chain of McTurnips, with a drive thru wide enough for a donkey cart.
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