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Topic: ATTN Matt & Lynne: The Great Chinese Challenge

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire started this discussion 7 years ago #80,617

The two of you land in Hong Kong with $3,000 in cash. Matt uses his language skills he gained through higher learning and Syntax can use any of those free apps he claims make Matt’s language skills useless.

Whomever isn’t penniless and destitute by the end of the week wins $1,000,000.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #937,826

Wow Matt, your obsession is really high this week.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #937,830

Will Syntax have access to his 10 myle satellite phone?

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #937,833

@937,826 (B)
Not Matt mon ami.
@previous (C)
If he is able to purchase it for $3,000 or less then yes. All contestants are only allowed to wear the clothes on their back and are given a fanny pack with $3,000 cash in it. How they spend it is up to them.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,838

@previous (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)

> Not Matt mon ami.
>
> If he is able to purchase it for $3,000 or less then yes. All contestants are only allowed to wear the clothes on their back and are given a fanny pack with $3,000 cash in it. How they spend it is up to them.

Go to bed Matt. You're tired from collecting your food stamps.

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,840

@previous (B)
I am not Matt mon ami

Mardsen Miller replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,841

@previous (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
Son, you continue to lie to these fine folks so much, everyone knows it's you.

Please son, your mother and I raised you better than this. We taught you that it's best to lie when you know you won't get caught. You've been caught son, give it up.

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,848

@previous (Mardsen Miller)
Begonest troll

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,850

@OP

Who the hell are Matt and Lynne?

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,853

@previous (D)
That my friend is the mystery of the millennium.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #937,855

Is it usd or hkd?

Captain Obvious joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,862

Matt has been to Hong Kong many times. He can speak the language (Mandarin AND Cantonese) and he can read Chinese (simplified AND traditional). He already knows the absolute cheapest rooms to rent, like the tiny ones without even windows. He knows the back alley places to eat delicious food for cheap. He knows how to get around, how to use the metro, etc. He even knows how to drink for cheap, and how to make friends. Matt would win, hands down.

Lynne would be wandering around screaming, "CHICKY CHICKY EXTRA CRISPY!" and "THEE THY OR EYE!", and people would treat him like a crazy homeless person. He would probably get robbed, or conned immediately.

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,874

@previous (Captain Obvious)
So you don’t think his free app that translates English into to broken Chinese spoken aloud by a robotic voice through a small phone speaker would be equivalent to years of living abroad in China and upper level university courses in Chinese?

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,876

I think Syntax would starve to death because of his irrational fear that all food in China was cooked in a wok with sewer oil and contains cat and dog meat.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,877

@937,855 (E)

> Is it usd or hkd?

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,879

@previous (E)
Whatever one is worth less.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,880

@937,876 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
And served with plastic rice

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,884

@937,874 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
lol

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,885

@937,879 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
They probably could both survive fine for a week. But neither would last much longer.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,886

@previous (E)
Matt HAS survived in HK for much longer than that, with much less money than that.

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,889

The fanny packs are ready to be delivered... Syntax and Indy, will you take the Hong Kong Challenge?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,890

@937,886 (F)
That doesn't mean that during this instance he would.

And $3000hkd is only around 380 usd, that's really not that hard to budget.

Indy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,891

@937,889 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
Yes!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,894

@937,889 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
Invite me round for suck.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,933

@937,853 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
You seem to know, so tell me who the hell Matt and Lynne are.

Monsieur Mystery Millionaire (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #937,974

@previous (D)
Linger longer mon ami

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,001

Externally hosted image

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,004

do you really need to spend 3000 in a week

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,030

@937,974 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
You still haven't explained who these two characters "Matt" and "Lynne" are.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #938,051

@937,862 (Captain Obvious)
@937,874 (Monsieur Mystery Millionaire)
What are you talking to yourself in a third person Matt?
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