My Psychiatrist asked me 21 Questions or so, probing into the way my Mind operates...
Have I Bullied Others growing up?
Yes, Bullying is an understatement. I hated this Kid named 'Zach' and organized a 'No Zach Ralley' on the Play-ground.
Have I been in Fights?
Every time they throw me in the Hospital, I assault the Police Officer or Security Guard escorting me there.
Do I hurt/torture animals?
No, but I engage in torture-play with some of my Girlfriends...
What does this Diagnosis mean? Am I going to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy??
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#936,893
Is this an online Dr?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,895
A real psychopath would have been able to get 20 bucks out of his mothers purse
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Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,896
@936,893 (B)
Nope, I will happily breach his confidentiality...
The Diagnosis was handed-down from Dr. Bill Maher of the Canadian Mental Health Association.
Feel Free To Harass him.
Eco (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,897
@936,895 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I got 40 as a matter of fact,
And I also neglected to pay for the cabbie on the way there!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,898
@936,896 (Eco)
I didn't know he did mental health evaluations in addition to his full time job!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,902
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,905
Walter will be so jealous.
Dr.Whom joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,908
I am an online doctor, and can not confirm Eco is a psychopath. He is just a fag. As a doctor, I can confirm this.
Eco joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,909
@936,902 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Of Course I'm a Liar! It's Part of My Disease!
They asked: Do you lie, cheat, steal, and manipulate?
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I'm a Crack-Head! It's Part of My M.O.
Even in Recovery, I have Ulterior Motives (to get Free Coffee & Food, To Meet Sexy Coke-Whores, And to Schmooze With the Old-Timers To Get Jobs & Make $$)
I talked to my Social Worker about the Diagnosis and asked directly, "Am I a Psychopath??"
She said "I can't say No, But I can't say Yes..."
Eco double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,910
@previous (Eco)
She said the Traits Of Psychopathy & ASPD often overlap...
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,911
I think you should smoke more crack
Eco replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,913
@previous (H)
I used to smoke $200 of Free Crack/Day when I was running the Trap-House...
I think I've had my fill...
Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,917
Eco replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#936,920
@previous (H)
I thought about it today when My Grams Transferred me Money for a Pita...
I opted to buy the Pita instead of the 10-piece, but we'll see what tomorrow brings!
Eco double-posted this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#936,924
@previous (Eco)
For those who are Curious, I adorned the Sanwich with EXTRA Hummus & Banana Peppers!
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#936,926
Mario "Mack Daddy" Martinez replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#936,934
@previous (H)
Well when ppl ask me what the sensation of Crack is like, I usually tell them "it's like an ORGASM IN THE BRAIN!", with the flood of neurochemicals you receive...
This SANWICH was like an ORGASM OF THE TASTEBUDS!
Eco joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#936,973
@936,913 (Eco) > $200 of Free Crack/Day
If instead of smoking it you had sold it, you could have been clearing $70,000+ a year. It wasn't "free" - you were paying $200 a day for it.