Topic: About to eat an eggplant.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,502

This is me promoting healthy eating since I've noticed most here have the diet of the Hamburglar.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #936,660

Please post pic of eggplant placed on paper plate, next to ketchup and pile of fries. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,661

@previous (B)
I don't have paper plates or fries and ketchup isn't necessary without fries(which I hardly ever eat).

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,663

@previous (A)

> no paper plates

Reported.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,665

how did you prepare it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,666

@936,663 (B)
Why the fuck would I buy paper plates just to throw them away after using them?
Not all of us live with our mom that hates washing dirty dishes like you.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,668

@previous (A)

I seem to have struck a nerve. If you can not afford paper plates paper towels will suffice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,669

@936,665 (C)
Oil in pan, sliced eggplant in pan, salt & pepper in pan, banana pepper juice in pan.
@previous (B)
I have a nice glass plate.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,670

@previous (A)

I don't know if that will work, most minichanners are autists and fear change.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,671

@936,669 (A)
that's fuckin gross but ok
lol

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,673

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,674

@936,671 (C)
No one offered you any anyway.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,675

@936,673 (Sheila LaBoof)

What the fuck is that? This will give me nightmares.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,677

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,678

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,679

@936,677 (Sheila LaBoof)
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Fuck your anthropomorphic plants, nigga.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,683

It was good. +3 health

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #936,685

@previous (A)

Please be considerate of our autistic user base, and have fries, paper plates, and ketchup next time. Thanks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,737

how sad is it that someone would fake eating an eggplant..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,740

@previous (E)

How sad is it that a sad and lonely 50 year old living with his mommy would try to lure a much younger indian girl into living on the streets with him, using the promise of frozen pizzas and cigarettes as bait?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,746

What's the deal with eggplant? It's not an egg, but it is a plant!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,755

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's because it's an aubergine.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,758

op is fake anon on another one of his moral crusades

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,759

@936,755 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Anyone can edit a Wikipedia article you dingus. That's a made up word.
@previous (H)
Factual.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,761

@936,737 (E)
Still not sad as your diet.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,777

i did a quick life cycle analysis for paper coffee cups vs a travel mug and it actually takes like 5 years of having and using the same travel mug for it to have less environmental impact than using and disposing of a paper coffee cup each time
based on 2x/week tho

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,780

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
crazy talk..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,783

@936,777 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did you use more than one type of mug? Is 5 just the average of the ones you tested

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,785

@936,746 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,787

@936,783 (J)
based on one type! i might ask what a couple other people's results were i'm curious now

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,791

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,810

That be poison.
I would not not eat unless vinegar and canned re: nightshade

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,814

@previous (Syntax)

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,815

@936,810 (Syntax)
Guessing that text speak is result of Indy chowing down again on cat meat from his Wok.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,899

@936,791 (E)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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