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Slash Wrist 8 times...Cuts heal and forced to endure 8 stays in the 'Looney Bin'
Overdose on A Bottle Of Tylenol...Vomit In Backyard, get locked-up again.
Tie Plastic Bag over face With Belt...Chest Hurts, have to 'Pussy-Out' after 15 Minutes.
SPOILER ALERT: Chop Off Own Dick With Crayola Scissors...Profit???