Topic: Various Vaginal Odours & How To Combat Them
Ryan "The Hawaiian" started this discussion 7 years ago #80,425
Have you ever invested HOURS into a woman, only to get her panties off and be greeted with an olfactory assault reminiscent of Albicore Tuna or South Pacific Salmon?
Nothing puts a damper on the heat-of-the-moment like Cheesy Cunt Syndrome (CCS)...
In my days of Muff-diving/Minge-binging, I have encountered the following odours:
-Fish
-Aged Gouda or Cheese
-Unpasteurized Honey (Admittedly, pleasant)
-Mouldy Garbage
-Salty or 'Meaty' Smells
-Musky Basement Smell
...and the List goes on...
What can be done to Remedy these odiferous encounters?
Well first and foremost, you can make the bitch have a shower...
Some men opt for the clothespin-over-the-nose method, although this is awkward or uncomfortable...
-Try pouring some fruity wine down below the Equator...
-Use Scented Lubes and Lotions...
-Whip cream panties make for a nice, odor-masking treat
-Chocolate or caramel sauce may also neutralize the scent/taste
Obviously each woman's scent is going to vary based on her hygiene/cleaning or douching regimine, her snatch's bacterial culture, her laundry detergent, her Diet, and many other factors.
As a rule of thumb:
"If she's Clean & YOUNG, Use Your TONGUE!"
"If the Smell Just LINGERS, Use Your FINGERS!"
Happy Minge-Binging!
Nothing puts a damper on the heat-of-the-moment like Cheesy Cunt Syndrome (CCS)...
In my days of Muff-diving/Minge-binging, I have encountered the following odours:
-Fish
-Aged Gouda or Cheese
-Unpasteurized Honey (Admittedly, pleasant)
-Mouldy Garbage
-Salty or 'Meaty' Smells
-Musky Basement Smell
...and the List goes on...
What can be done to Remedy these odiferous encounters?
Well first and foremost, you can make the bitch have a shower...
Some men opt for the clothespin-over-the-nose method, although this is awkward or uncomfortable...
-Try pouring some fruity wine down below the Equator...
-Use Scented Lubes and Lotions...
-Whip cream panties make for a nice, odor-masking treat
-Chocolate or caramel sauce may also neutralize the scent/taste
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==Obviously each woman's scent is going to vary based on her hygiene/cleaning or douching regimine, her snatch's bacterial culture, her laundry detergent, her Diet, and many other factors.
As a rule of thumb:
"If she's Clean & YOUNG, Use Your TONGUE!"
"If the Smell Just LINGERS, Use Your FINGERS!"
Happy Minge-Binging!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #935,938
Great advice! I sent it to all the women I want to sleep with. Let's hope it pays off.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,941
@OP
Instead of renting a $25/30 minute whore. Next time go for one that charges $75/30 minutes.
Remember you get what you pay for.
Instead of renting a $25/30 minute whore. Next time go for one that charges $75/30 minutes.
Remember you get what you pay for.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,942
@935,938 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Off topically, but Im very glad that you were able to have sex with an experienced partner. I feel like that will really help your confidence levels in the future.
Off topically, but Im very glad that you were able to have sex with an experienced partner. I feel like that will really help your confidence levels in the future.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,944
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,945
@935,942 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thanks! Basically I've had all the sex I ever wanted to and I can die in peace never sleeping with anyone else though. I'm still gonna try to get laid but i dont really care if i succeed. The less I have to worry about stds and pregnancies the happier i'll be.
Thanks! Basically I've had all the sex I ever wanted to and I can die in peace never sleeping with anyone else though. I'm still gonna try to get laid but i dont really care if i succeed. The less I have to worry about stds and pregnancies the happier i'll be.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,948
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,951
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,953
@935,945 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> and pregnancies
Good news for you. No way can you get pregnant. Something you and Catherine have in common.
> and pregnancies
Good news for you. No way can you get pregnant. Something you and Catherine have in common.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #935,954
@previous (C)
Yeah I wasn't worried about me spontaneously growing ovaries and a uterus and giving birth through a magical vagina I don't currently possess.
Yeah I wasn't worried about me spontaneously growing ovaries and a uterus and giving birth through a magical vagina I don't currently possess.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #935,965
@935,953 (C)
> >and pregnancies
> Good news for you. No way can you get pregnant. Something you and Catherine have in common.
How much did your accidental impregnation cost again
> >and pregnancies
> Good news for you. No way can you get pregnant. Something you and Catherine have in common.
How much did your accidental impregnation cost again
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,028
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,035
What about Becky’s greasy meatfarts?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #936,086
i like how it's all just 'put food on it'