Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#80,414
As part of the Muller investigation, the U.S. government decides to set up a sting operation against U.S. President, Donald J. Trump. Let's ignore what or how such a thing could even go down if it could at all. This is just for the scenario so fuck me. Donald Trump shows up to wherever he is supposed to be without realizing there are hidden cameras. Suddenly, he's greeted with a member of the news media, but not just any member of the news media, Chris fucking Hansen.
"Why don't you take a seat over there?" he would ask his signature line.
Trump would try to shy away from it, perhaps even insult Hansen's organization by calling it fake news.
Hansen keeps insisting that he should have a seat.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#935,779
he says, so where's that tight little number already
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#935,793
Trump would keep insisting that all the seats have been stolen and that he can't find a seat now that it is raining. Then Trump would walk out in the rain and say that it's a sunny day. When some member of press asks him why it's raining he would shout them down and say they are enemy of the people. Then later Sarah Huckabee-Sanders would point to a year-old video from Infowars showing Donald Trump going out on a sunny day and declare that the press is being too harsh. Then she would bemoan that the press can't be the watchdog of the government anymore because of all the fake news while Ivanka and Jared murder black women one after the other. Sarah Huckabee-Sanders will then claim she was just doing her job and she doesn't know why people are being so mean to her.