Topic: My pet Roomba tried to eat my girlfriend’s tail

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,375

She barked nonstop at it and it came over to her tail and tried to eat it. They hate each other but I love them both:(

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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #935,453

Is your girlfriend a furry or are you fucking a dog while your pet vacuum cleaner watches??

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,454

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

OP prolly got dat ?-ready ass.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,455

Hot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,491

@935,453 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The latter. I grew tired of furries in 2009. It's all about the real deal now.
@935,454 (C)
You bet.
@previous (D)
Thanks.