Topic: Little old lady in a deli, to guy behind counter: "Have you got assorted nuts?"
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,337
Guy responds: "No, lady, I got a matched pair."Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #935,076
The lady says, "those will do" and scoots behind the counter.