Topic: Bert, now that you have quit your job

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,333

Did you buy a new tent with a few blankets to prepare for the cold nights when you become homeless again?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #935,027

your mom said if it its necessary I can take your room and make you sleep in the bathtub..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,047

He lives with his mother so regardless if he's lost his income or not, he still has shelter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,050

@935,027 (B)
That's fine, it's not like you ever bathe anyway.

@previous (C)
So in other words, he still mooching off mommy, even though he was employed for a year, and didn't get his own place? He's a fucking freeloading bum.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,062

@previous (A)
I bathe everyday now...for the most part..
I remember going for a week and a half without a shower...on a regular basis...and I almost got used to feeling like I was clean for like 4 or five days without one as long as I didn't sweat excessively or get in a lot of dirt..

now I am back to feeling gross as fuck if I happen to get to a third day without one..

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,151

@previous (B)
What was your favorite food when you were homeless?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,155

@previous (D)
Half eaten dumpster burgers likely.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,157

If Bert was smart he would have saved up for a one way Greyhound ticket to San Francisco

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,185

@935,155 (C)
Damlol

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
All the dick he can suck for spare change in SF.... He'd make in a day what he did at this last dead end job he had.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,198

@935,157 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Yes, gone and mooched off Syntax.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,205

@previous (F)
I guess I could be his butler..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,208

@previous (B)
But you won't because it requires work. Something you hate.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #935,210

@935,185 (A)
That and the climate is a lot nicer for being homeless. Warm winters, cool summers. Isn't it like 70 degrees year round there?

Minichan