Topic: I ate a chip that had fallen on the floor

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,319

I sat there and looked at for around 30 seconds wondering if I should pick it up, blow it off and eat it. Well, that 30 seconds turned into a whole 2 minutes. I'm not the cleanest guy, so just 5 seconds of it being there is to dirty for me to ingest it. I ate it. It was good, too. Probably the best chip in the bag, actually. 12 hours later, I feel wiggling in my abdomen . What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later[^] [v] #934,856

Antidote is simple enough.

You open a fresh bag of chips. Pour 1/3 of the bag on the floor. Wait 15 minutes. You need just enough dirt to counteract the prior dirt you ingested.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #934,865

@previous (B)
sounds legit..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,949

@934,856 (B)
I don't know. That doesn't sound very safe.

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