Topic: A Lyft driver told me he "prefers riders in the back"

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE started this discussion 7 years ago #80,313

What a faggot I hope he dies

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #934,769

You're a fucking Lyft driver

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 58 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #934,770

Why would you ride shotgun with a Lyft driver?

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #934,772

With weird little tvs in the back playing unfunny Netflix standup specials

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #934,773

You rode in the front?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,775

@934,770 (B)

> Why would you ride shotgun with a Lyft driver?

unless you're in a group it seems weird

@934,772 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
creepy
i like the ones that give you candy and their aux jack

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,776

I normally ask them what they prefer but I have another rider (in the back right) and the left side had busy traffic and the driver seat is pushed way back... Its tight for me and I'm 5'0"

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,777

So all signs were pointing to go shotgun but he like corrected me

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,779

@OP
Why are you such a terrible person? Didn't your parents raise you right? Why can't you be a nice, kind person? Seriously, life is hard enough for most people, without assholes making it harder.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,785

Was it Bert?

Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,786

@previous (F)

Of course not, because Bert is dead.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,787

@934,776 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
get taller please

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,788

@OP
Why don't you use a bicycle?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,794

@934,776 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Yeah but you're also morbidly obese.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,795

@934,787 (G)
I feel the need to white knight...

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,797

@934,776 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
> Its tight for me and I'm 5'0"

I love spooning short girls

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,798

@934,794 (I)

> Yeah but you're also morbidly obese.

But not fat girls

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,800

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Becky is not fat. I've reported you.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,805

@previous (H)
I hope she has a mellow American accent and not one of those horrible whiny ones.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,806

@934,797 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Hahaha! You fancy her, don't you? You thirsty wanker!

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,808

@934,805 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
She has an awesome accent.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,809

@previous (H)
Is she entitled or humble?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,812

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
She's into pony play, newfag.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,815

@previous (H)
I hope that's not true. Sounds a bit gay

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,816

@934,795 (H)
Resist the need. Becky is powerful enough.

@934,805 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
IIRC it's kind of a yee-haw accent.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,818

@previous (G)
Someone told me she had a sort of lisp. Is this true?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,820

@934,816 (G)
Almighty.

Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 9 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,821

@934,818 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
False.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #934,824

@934,818 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Don't think so.

@934,820 (H)
Alrighty.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #934,826

@previous (G)
I'd still hun you down if she wants to though. We can can have a pint.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,839

@934,818 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
She did have a lisp. Speech therapy though

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,885

@OP

you go girl..

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